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Cannibalized Haibun: Schaefer, George: 9798416456573: Amazon.com: Books
These haibun have been collected into a full length volume.
| Title | Comments | Views | Updated | Posted | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GENTRIFICATION BLUES | 318 | 2022/02/17 | 3 years ago | |
| 2 | KNOWING YOUR LIMITS | 421 | 2022/02/10 | 3 years ago | |
| 3 | TWO LADIES IN THE MEN'S ROOM | 658 | 2022/02/09 | 3 years ago | |
| 4 | DELUSIONS OF ALIENS AND LIZARD PEOPLE | 455 | 2022/02/08 | 3 years ago | |
| 5 | CAN OF MEISTER BRAU | 430 | 2022/02/03 | 3 years ago | |
| 6 | NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE | 2 | 531 | 2022/02/01 | 3 years ago |
| 7 | SECOND DAY OF SPRING | 440 | 2022/02/02 | 3 years ago | |
| 8 | I DREAMED MY MOM BEFRIENDED CHICK COREA | 379 | 2022/01/28 | 3 years ago | |
| 9 | DODGING A BULLET | 692 | 2022/01/25 | 3 years ago | |
| 10 | SANGUIVOROUS CANDY | 433 | 2022/01/24 | 3 years ago | |
| 11 | FRANTIC COMMUTERS | 2 | 302 | 2022/01/23 | 3 years ago |
| 12 | MULTITASKING | 354 | 2022/01/18 | 3 years ago | |
| 13 | KILLER KOWALSKI | 613 | 2022/02/13 | 3 years ago | |
| 14 | 20 BUCKS IS 20 BUCKS | 455 | 2022/01/10 | 3 years ago | |
| 15 | NUEVO DE JULIO | 512 | 2022/01/02 | 3 years ago | |
| 16 | MASS TRANSIT DISTRACTIONS | 2 | 498 | 2022/01/11 | 3 years ago |
| 17 | 7 YEAR TANNENBAUM | 343 | 2021/12/24 | 3 years ago | |
| 18 | SLEEPING ALONE | 305 | 2021/12/22 | 3 years ago | |
| 19 | RASTAFARIAN AT THE LONE STAR | 539 | 2022/01/11 | 3 years ago | |
| 20 | SLEEP, SHOWER AND SHIT | 743 | 2021/12/18 | 3 years ago | |
| 21 | GIGGITY YABBA DUB DUB | 647 | 2021/12/10 | 3 years ago | |
| 22 | FLANNEL SHIRT | 2 | 564 | 2021/12/07 | 3 years ago |
| 23 | RUN IN MY PANTY HOSE | 2,058 | 2022/02/15 | 4 years ago | |
| 24 | SCARY PREMONITIONS FROM AN ANIMATED SERIES | 425 | 2021/12/01 | 4 years ago | |
| 25 | DOLPHIN IN MINISKIRTS | 306 | 2021/11/29 | 4 years ago | |
| 26 | COMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN | 317 | 2021/11/28 | 4 years ago | |
| 27 | THROW LIKE A GIRL | 323 | 2021/11/21 | 4 years ago | |
| 28 | READY MADE HALLOWEEN COSTUME | 579 | 2021/11/12 | 4 years ago | |
| 29 | TRUTH FROM A BLUTH | 463 | 2021/11/09 | 4 years ago | |
| 30 | SQUEAKY TOY | 343 | 2021/11/04 | 4 years ago | |
| 31 | I AM THE TORTOISE | 2 | 376 | 2021/10/28 | 4 years ago |
| 32 | SLINGING HASH (NOT THAT KIND) | 461 | 2021/10/24 | 4 years ago | |
| 33 | MINIKILT | 2 | 478 | 2021/10/23 | 4 years ago |
| 34 | LEER OF THE SENSUALIST | 2 | 708 | 2021/10/11 | 4 years ago |
| 35 | OUT OF THE LOOP, FOR REAL | 2 | 364 | 2021/10/15 | 4 years ago |
| 36 | BUGS BUNNY IN DRAG | 2 | 2,621 | 2021/10/07 | 4 years ago |
| 37 | MOTHER AND DAUGHTER | 416 | 2021/10/05 | 4 years ago | |
| 38 | PILEDRIVER FLUSH | 808 | 2021/10/02 | 4 years ago | |
| 39 | IRONICALLY MORONIC | 410 | 2021/10/01 | 4 years ago | |
| 40 | INEVITABLY SUCCUMBING TO THE UBIQUITOUS | 2 | 436 | 2021/09/29 | 4 years ago |
| 41 | DISCOVERED IN BACKPACK | 406 | 2021/10/03 | 4 years ago | |
| 42 | WEARING SANTA SHIRT | 347 | 2021/09/25 | 4 years ago | |
| 43 | TO KILL WITH IMPUNITY | 329 | 2021/09/24 | 4 years ago | |
| 44 | PRETTY GIRL | 368 | 2021/09/22 | 4 years ago | |
| 45 | POET SLAP FIGHTS AND ASS KISSING | 3,014 | 2021/09/17 | 4 years ago | |
| 46 | TRASH TALKING CONVENIENCE STORES | 1,663 | 2021/09/14 | 4 years ago | |
| 47 | RIC FLAIR NOSE DIVE | 568 | 2021/09/11 | 4 years ago | |
| 48 | MANGROVES AND OCTOPI | 443 | 2021/09/10 | 4 years ago | |
| 49 | OWLS AND SKULLS | 433 | 2021/09/08 | 4 years ago | |
| 50 | THE BUTTERFLIES WERE BEING DICKS | 2 | 452 | 2021/09/06 | 4 years ago |
| 51 | EPHEMERAL TAVERNS | 439 | 2021/09/02 | 4 years ago | |
| 52 | THE BIG SHOW | 333 | 2021/08/30 | 4 years ago | |
| 53 | GREAT MASTURBATOR | 1,163 | 2021/08/29 | 4 years ago | |
| 54 | “I’M GLAD I’M NOT A FREUDIAN” | 329 | 2021/08/28 | 4 years ago | |
| 55 | SUBCONSCIOUS SAHARA | 323 | 2021/08/27 | 4 years ago | |
| 56 | SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS | 2 | 538 | 2021/11/29 | 4 years ago |
| 57 | SMOKED IN THE PARKING LOT | 433 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago | |
| 58 | NAKED GUY (haibun) | 806 | 2021/08/18 | 4 years ago | |
| 59 | LOVELY MELITA | 2 | 3,836 | 2021/07/12 | 4 years ago |
| 60 | HOW TO WIN FRIENDS WITH SALAD (a response to Homer Simpson) | 6,617 | 2022/11/10 | 4 years ago | |
| 61 | DELIRIOUS LIGHTNING | 781 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago | |
| 62 | BALTIC AVENUE | 487 | 2021/06/25 | 4 years ago | |
| 63 | WOULD BE SUPERSTAR | 498 | 2021/06/21 | 4 years ago | |
| 64 | KULFI OR COFFEE | 2 | 435 | 2021/05/31 | 4 years ago |
| 65 | TRENTON TRANSIT CENTER | 655 | 2021/05/16 | 4 years ago | |
| 66 | SUNDAY LAUNDRY | 488 | 2021/05/05 | 4 years ago | |
| 67 | VERY FEW FIRSTS | 406 | 2021/04/18 | 4 years ago | |
| 68 | BRAND NEW NOTEBOOK | 454 | 2021/09/06 | 4 years ago | |
| 69 | WOOLWORTH STOCK BOY | 2 | 560 | 2021/04/08 | 4 years ago |
| 70 | RIDING AROUND IN AN OLD BUICK | 336 | 2022/01/23 | 4 years ago | |
| 71 | GANDHI STARING ME IN THE FACE | 387 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago | |
| 72 | LUST IS USELESS AT THIS POINT | 2 | 414 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago |
| 73 | PRESIDENTIAL INITIALS | 338 | 2020/11/26 | 5 years ago | |
| 74 | MARK AS UNREAD | 2 | 402 | 2020/11/21 | 5 years ago |
| 75 | LEATHERHEAD | 583 | 2020/11/21 | 5 years ago | |
| 76 | FISH WITH HUMAN FACE | 2 | 630 | 2020/10/31 | 5 years ago |
| 77 | LOST DOG | 381 | 2020/10/22 | 5 years ago | |
| 78 | MAIL ORDER BRIDE | 2 | 766 | 2020/10/17 | 5 years ago |
| 79 | OTHER SIDE OF A SKYPE CALL | 2 | 603 | 2020/12/03 | 5 years ago |
| 80 | TEMPORARILY CLOSED | 2 | 519 | 2020/09/08 | 5 years ago |
| 81 | PANAMA CITY TGIF | 2 | 1,175 | 2020/07/03 | 5 years ago |
| 82 | FROM THE "IT CAN BE A BITCH" FILES | 2 | 564 | 2020/06/20 | 5 years ago |
| 83 | IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN TOM WAITS | 2 | 493 | 2020/05/23 | 5 years ago |
| 84 | FINDING RELIGION | 2 | 890 | 2020/05/15 | 5 years ago |
| 85 | PICK UP B-BALL | 2 | 1,081 | 2020/05/14 | 5 years ago |
| 86 | MILLENNIUM FALCON | 4 | 2,140 | 2020/05/11 | 5 years ago |
| 87 | NEW DAY AT DAWN | 430 | 2020/05/06 | 5 years ago | |
| 88 | CHILDHOOD ADDICTION TO FLINTSTONES CHEWABLES NOTWITHSTANDING | 622 | 2020/05/03 | 5 years ago | |
| 89 | MOISTURIZING CREAM | 9,545 | 2022/02/15 | 5 years ago | |
| 90 | SOAP GETS IN YOUR EYES | 454 | 2020/04/25 | 5 years ago | |
| 91 | HOLE IN THE GROUND | 2 | 398 | 2020/04/21 | 5 years ago |
| 92 | DELIGHFUL STRANGER | 809 | 2020/04/17 | 5 years ago | |
| 93 | A POEM IN THERE (SOMEWHERE) | 2 | 461 | 2020/04/16 | 5 years ago |
| 94 | UNTITLED MEANDERING | 563 | 2020/04/03 | 5 years ago | |
| 95 | CHINA RETREAT | 431 | 2020/03/28 | 5 years ago | |
| 96 | JACO & TOMMY | 1,081 | 2020/03/15 | 5 years ago | |
| 97 | QUIET RIDE CAR | 665 | 2020/02/21 | 5 years ago | |
| 98 | THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD | 592 | 2020/02/17 | 5 years ago | |
| 99 | NOTES ON AN EMPTY BEER GLASS | 6 | 639 | 2020/02/15 | 5 years ago |
| 100 | OUTSIDE BEVERAGE | 2 | 472 | 2020/02/08 | 5 years ago |
| 101 | MUGWUMPS WITH DREADLOCKS | 2 | 1,402 | 2020/11/24 | 5 years ago |
| 102 | POSTPONE THE KILT | 684 | 2020/02/01 | 5 years ago | |
| 103 | KICKBALL | 527 | 2020/01/25 | 5 years ago | |
| 104 | SLUICING | 408 | 2020/01/25 | 5 years ago | |
| 105 | RECOMMENDATIONS | 2 | 605 | 2020/01/24 | 5 years ago |
| 106 | IT'S ALWAYS THE QUIET ONES | 2 | 585 | 2020/01/22 | 5 years ago |
| 107 | GREAT CORRUPTOR | 646 | 2020/01/21 | 5 years ago | |
| 108 | EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE | 390 | 2020/01/20 | 5 years ago | |
| 109 | PUSSY RIOT IN THE CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE | 448 | 2020/01/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 110 | GUMMY BEARS TO BOOT | 488 | 2020/01/18 | 5 years ago | |
| 111 | LEATHER TEDDY | 2 | 619 | 2020/01/12 | 5 years ago |
| 112 | YOU CAN LIE TO ME | 10,459 | 2022/02/15 | 5 years ago | |
| 113 | ON MY SLEEVE | 521 | 2020/01/07 | 5 years ago | |
| 114 | STFU | 463 | 2020/01/05 | 5 years ago | |
| 115 | (DE)EVOLUTION OF THE CITYWIDE | 640 | 2020/01/04 | 5 years ago | |
| 116 | LAST POEM WRITTEN IN 2019 | 551 | 2020/01/02 | 5 years ago | |
| 117 | ANARCHY IN QUEBEC | 1,113 | 2021/09/21 | 5 years ago | |
| 118 | CYRANO | 416 | 2019/12/25 | 5 years ago | |
| 119 | BRAZEN DISREGARD | 1,096 | 2019/12/24 | 5 years ago | |
| 120 | LOVELY LILACS THAT BLOOM | 503 | 2019/12/22 | 5 years ago | |
| 121 | SIRACHA FINGERPRINTS | 534 | 2019/12/18 | 5 years ago | |
| 122 | EMPTINESS BOTTLED | 539 | 2019/12/15 | 5 years ago | |
| 123 | BLACKBERRY BRANDY | 765 | 2019/12/15 | 5 years ago | |
| 124 | END OF THE LINE | 2 | 565 | 2019/12/10 | 5 years ago |
| 125 | LINEBACKER WITH A POET'S SOUL | 730 | 2019/12/07 | 6 years ago | |
| 126 | SULLIED PIRAAT | 566 | 2019/12/06 | 6 years ago | |
| 127 | RAINY SUNDAY AFTERNOON | 558 | 2019/12/01 | 6 years ago | |
| 128 | MIDNIGHT LAMP | 2 | 528 | 2019/12/01 | 6 years ago |
| 129 | LEVITTOWN BROWN | 481 | 2019/12/01 | 6 years ago | |
| 130 | MY RIMBAUD REMAINS UNFOUND | 555 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
| 131 | EERIE BIRD SONG | 622 | 2019/12/01 | 6 years ago | |
| 132 | MAD SCIENTIST | 2 | 559 | 2021/09/06 | 6 years ago |
| 133 | CUBICLE RAMBO | 3,190 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
| 134 | THE CREATION OF PEACE | 2 | 565 | 2021/09/10 | 6 years ago |
| 135 | HAPPY PIZZA | 2,136 | 2022/01/23 | 6 years ago | |
| 136 | UBER VS. TROLLEY | 2 | 1,378 | 2022/01/23 | 7 years ago |
| 137 | FISH TACOS | 1 | 572 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago |