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Cannibalized Haibun: Schaefer, George: 9798416456573: Amazon.com: Books
These haibun have been collected into a full length volume.
| Title | Comments | Views | Updated | Posted | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GENTRIFICATION BLUES | 340 | 2022/02/17 | 4 years ago | |
| 2 | KNOWING YOUR LIMITS | 447 | 2022/02/10 | 4 years ago | |
| 3 | TWO LADIES IN THE MEN'S ROOM | 684 | 2022/02/09 | 4 years ago | |
| 4 | DELUSIONS OF ALIENS AND LIZARD PEOPLE | 482 | 2022/02/08 | 4 years ago | |
| 5 | CAN OF MEISTER BRAU | 462 | 2022/02/03 | 4 years ago | |
| 6 | NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE | 2 | 563 | 2022/02/01 | 4 years ago |
| 7 | SECOND DAY OF SPRING | 461 | 2022/02/02 | 4 years ago | |
| 8 | I DREAMED MY MOM BEFRIENDED CHICK COREA | 413 | 2022/01/28 | 4 years ago | |
| 9 | DODGING A BULLET | 722 | 2022/01/25 | 4 years ago | |
| 10 | SANGUIVOROUS CANDY | 454 | 2022/01/24 | 4 years ago | |
| 11 | FRANTIC COMMUTERS | 2 | 324 | 2022/01/23 | 4 years ago |
| 12 | MULTITASKING | 376 | 2022/01/18 | 4 years ago | |
| 13 | KILLER KOWALSKI | 636 | 2022/02/13 | 4 years ago | |
| 14 | 20 BUCKS IS 20 BUCKS | 479 | 2022/01/10 | 4 years ago | |
| 15 | NUEVO DE JULIO | 543 | 2022/01/02 | 4 years ago | |
| 16 | MASS TRANSIT DISTRACTIONS | 2 | 532 | 2022/01/11 | 4 years ago |
| 17 | 7 YEAR TANNENBAUM | 372 | 2021/12/24 | 4 years ago | |
| 18 | SLEEPING ALONE | 330 | 2021/12/22 | 4 years ago | |
| 19 | RASTAFARIAN AT THE LONE STAR | 571 | 2022/01/11 | 4 years ago | |
| 20 | SLEEP, SHOWER AND SHIT | 785 | 2021/12/18 | 4 years ago | |
| 21 | GIGGITY YABBA DUB DUB | 719 | 2021/12/10 | 4 years ago | |
| 22 | FLANNEL SHIRT | 2 | 590 | 2021/12/07 | 4 years ago |
| 23 | RUN IN MY PANTY HOSE | 2,192 | 2022/02/15 | 4 years ago | |
| 24 | SCARY PREMONITIONS FROM AN ANIMATED SERIES | 450 | 2021/12/01 | 4 years ago | |
| 25 | DOLPHIN IN MINISKIRTS | 329 | 2021/11/29 | 4 years ago | |
| 26 | COMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN | 340 | 2021/11/28 | 4 years ago | |
| 27 | THROW LIKE A GIRL | 353 | 2021/11/21 | 4 years ago | |
| 28 | READY MADE HALLOWEEN COSTUME | 605 | 2021/11/12 | 4 years ago | |
| 29 | TRUTH FROM A BLUTH | 584 | 2021/11/09 | 4 years ago | |
| 30 | SQUEAKY TOY | 367 | 2021/11/04 | 4 years ago | |
| 31 | I AM THE TORTOISE | 2 | 402 | 2021/10/28 | 4 years ago |
| 32 | SLINGING HASH (NOT THAT KIND) | 632 | 2021/10/24 | 4 years ago | |
| 33 | MINIKILT | 2 | 505 | 2021/10/23 | 4 years ago |
| 34 | LEER OF THE SENSUALIST | 2 | 743 | 2021/10/11 | 4 years ago |
| 35 | OUT OF THE LOOP, FOR REAL | 2 | 395 | 2021/10/15 | 4 years ago |
| 36 | BUGS BUNNY IN DRAG | 2 | 2,991 | 2021/10/07 | 4 years ago |
| 37 | MOTHER AND DAUGHTER | 440 | 2021/10/05 | 4 years ago | |
| 38 | PILEDRIVER FLUSH | 841 | 2021/10/02 | 4 years ago | |
| 39 | IRONICALLY MORONIC | 443 | 2021/10/01 | 4 years ago | |
| 40 | INEVITABLY SUCCUMBING TO THE UBIQUITOUS | 2 | 460 | 2021/09/29 | 4 years ago |
| 41 | DISCOVERED IN BACKPACK | 436 | 2021/10/03 | 4 years ago | |
| 42 | WEARING SANTA SHIRT | 372 | 2021/09/25 | 4 years ago | |
| 43 | TO KILL WITH IMPUNITY | 418 | 2021/09/24 | 4 years ago | |
| 44 | PRETTY GIRL | 398 | 2021/09/22 | 4 years ago | |
| 45 | POET SLAP FIGHTS AND ASS KISSING | 3,163 | 2021/09/17 | 4 years ago | |
| 46 | TRASH TALKING CONVENIENCE STORES | 2,076 | 2021/09/14 | 4 years ago | |
| 47 | RIC FLAIR NOSE DIVE | 608 | 2021/09/11 | 4 years ago | |
| 48 | MANGROVES AND OCTOPI | 467 | 2021/09/10 | 4 years ago | |
| 49 | OWLS AND SKULLS | 463 | 2021/09/08 | 4 years ago | |
| 50 | THE BUTTERFLIES WERE BEING DICKS | 2 | 488 | 2021/09/06 | 4 years ago |
| 51 | EPHEMERAL TAVERNS | 523 | 2021/09/02 | 4 years ago | |
| 52 | THE BIG SHOW | 363 | 2021/08/30 | 4 years ago | |
| 53 | GREAT MASTURBATOR | 1,192 | 2021/08/29 | 4 years ago | |
| 54 | “I’M GLAD I’M NOT A FREUDIAN” | 358 | 2021/08/28 | 4 years ago | |
| 55 | SUBCONSCIOUS SAHARA | 518 | 2021/08/27 | 4 years ago | |
| 56 | SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS | 2 | 580 | 2021/11/29 | 4 years ago |
| 57 | SMOKED IN THE PARKING LOT | 545 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago | |
| 58 | NAKED GUY (haibun) | 1,052 | 2021/08/18 | 4 years ago | |
| 59 | LOVELY MELITA | 2 | 4,140 | 2021/07/12 | 4 years ago |
| 60 | HOW TO WIN FRIENDS WITH SALAD (a response to Homer Simpson) | 6,743 | 2022/11/10 | 4 years ago | |
| 61 | DELIRIOUS LIGHTNING | 848 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago | |
| 62 | BALTIC AVENUE | 512 | 2021/06/25 | 4 years ago | |
| 63 | WOULD BE SUPERSTAR | 528 | 2021/06/21 | 4 years ago | |
| 64 | KULFI OR COFFEE | 2 | 470 | 2021/05/31 | 4 years ago |
| 65 | TRENTON TRANSIT CENTER | 689 | 2021/05/16 | 5 years ago | |
| 66 | SUNDAY LAUNDRY | 511 | 2021/05/05 | 5 years ago | |
| 67 | VERY FEW FIRSTS | 429 | 2021/04/18 | 5 years ago | |
| 68 | BRAND NEW NOTEBOOK | 476 | 2021/09/06 | 5 years ago | |
| 69 | WOOLWORTH STOCK BOY | 2 | 585 | 2021/04/08 | 5 years ago |
| 70 | RIDING AROUND IN AN OLD BUICK | 362 | 2022/01/23 | 5 years ago | |
| 71 | GANDHI STARING ME IN THE FACE | 418 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
| 72 | LUST IS USELESS AT THIS POINT | 2 | 444 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 73 | PRESIDENTIAL INITIALS | 367 | 2020/11/26 | 5 years ago | |
| 74 | MARK AS UNREAD | 2 | 432 | 2020/11/21 | 5 years ago |
| 75 | LEATHERHEAD | 848 | 2020/11/21 | 5 years ago | |
| 76 | FISH WITH HUMAN FACE | 2 | 661 | 2020/10/31 | 5 years ago |
| 77 | LOST DOG | 412 | 2020/10/22 | 5 years ago | |
| 78 | MAIL ORDER BRIDE | 2 | 793 | 2020/10/17 | 5 years ago |
| 79 | OTHER SIDE OF A SKYPE CALL | 2 | 626 | 2020/12/03 | 5 years ago |
| 80 | TEMPORARILY CLOSED | 2 | 541 | 2020/09/08 | 5 years ago |
| 81 | PANAMA CITY TGIF | 2 | 1,273 | 2020/07/03 | 5 years ago |
| 82 | FROM THE "IT CAN BE A BITCH" FILES | 2 | 600 | 2020/06/20 | 5 years ago |
| 83 | IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN TOM WAITS | 2 | 524 | 2020/05/23 | 5 years ago |
| 84 | FINDING RELIGION | 2 | 1,027 | 2020/05/15 | 6 years ago |
| 85 | PICK UP B-BALL | 2 | 1,114 | 2020/05/14 | 6 years ago |
| 86 | MILLENNIUM FALCON | 4 | 2,176 | 2020/05/11 | 6 years ago |
| 87 | NEW DAY AT DAWN | 460 | 2020/05/06 | 6 years ago | |
| 88 | CHILDHOOD ADDICTION TO FLINTSTONES CHEWABLES NOTWITHSTANDING | 644 | 2020/05/03 | 6 years ago | |
| 89 | MOISTURIZING CREAM | 10,516 | 2022/02/15 | 6 years ago | |
| 90 | SOAP GETS IN YOUR EYES | 481 | 2020/04/25 | 6 years ago | |
| 91 | HOLE IN THE GROUND | 2 | 419 | 2020/04/21 | 6 years ago |
| 92 | DELIGHFUL STRANGER | 847 | 2020/04/17 | 6 years ago | |
| 93 | A POEM IN THERE (SOMEWHERE) | 2 | 481 | 2020/04/16 | 6 years ago |
| 94 | UNTITLED MEANDERING | 585 | 2020/04/03 | 6 years ago | |
| 95 | CHINA RETREAT | 454 | 2020/03/28 | 6 years ago | |
| 96 | JACO & TOMMY | 1,119 | 2020/03/15 | 6 years ago | |
| 97 | QUIET RIDE CAR | 692 | 2020/02/21 | 6 years ago | |
| 98 | THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD | 616 | 2020/02/17 | 6 years ago | |
| 99 | NOTES ON AN EMPTY BEER GLASS | 6 | 663 | 2020/02/15 | 6 years ago |
| 100 | OUTSIDE BEVERAGE | 2 | 491 | 2020/02/08 | 6 years ago |
| 101 | MUGWUMPS WITH DREADLOCKS | 2 | 1,427 | 2020/11/24 | 6 years ago |
| 102 | POSTPONE THE KILT | 711 | 2020/02/01 | 6 years ago | |
| 103 | KICKBALL | 549 | 2020/01/25 | 6 years ago | |
| 104 | SLUICING | 433 | 2020/01/25 | 6 years ago | |
| 105 | RECOMMENDATIONS | 2 | 628 | 2020/01/24 | 6 years ago |
| 106 | IT'S ALWAYS THE QUIET ONES | 2 | 611 | 2020/01/22 | 6 years ago |
| 107 | GREAT CORRUPTOR | 669 | 2020/01/21 | 6 years ago | |
| 108 | EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE | 414 | 2020/01/20 | 6 years ago | |
| 109 | PUSSY RIOT IN THE CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE | 470 | 2020/01/19 | 6 years ago | |
| 110 | GUMMY BEARS TO BOOT | 511 | 2020/01/18 | 6 years ago | |
| 111 | LEATHER TEDDY | 2 | 642 | 2020/01/12 | 6 years ago |
| 112 | YOU CAN LIE TO ME | 10,994 | 2022/02/15 | 6 years ago | |
| 113 | ON MY SLEEVE | 546 | 2020/01/07 | 6 years ago | |
| 114 | STFU | 483 | 2020/01/05 | 6 years ago | |
| 115 | (DE)EVOLUTION OF THE CITYWIDE | 663 | 2020/01/04 | 6 years ago | |
| 116 | LAST POEM WRITTEN IN 2019 | 574 | 2020/01/02 | 6 years ago | |
| 117 | ANARCHY IN QUEBEC | 1,134 | 2021/09/21 | 6 years ago | |
| 118 | CYRANO | 440 | 2019/12/25 | 6 years ago | |
| 119 | BRAZEN DISREGARD | 1,122 | 2019/12/24 | 6 years ago | |
| 120 | LOVELY LILACS THAT BLOOM | 529 | 2019/12/22 | 6 years ago | |
| 121 | SIRACHA FINGERPRINTS | 556 | 2019/12/18 | 6 years ago | |
| 122 | EMPTINESS BOTTLED | 566 | 2019/12/15 | 6 years ago | |
| 123 | BLACKBERRY BRANDY | 797 | 2019/12/15 | 6 years ago | |
| 124 | END OF THE LINE | 2 | 586 | 2019/12/10 | 6 years ago |
| 125 | LINEBACKER WITH A POET'S SOUL | 776 | 2019/12/07 | 6 years ago | |
| 126 | SULLIED PIRAAT | 585 | 2019/12/06 | 6 years ago | |
| 127 | RAINY SUNDAY AFTERNOON | 582 | 2019/12/01 | 6 years ago | |
| 128 | MIDNIGHT LAMP | 2 | 552 | 2019/12/01 | 6 years ago |
| 129 | LEVITTOWN BROWN | 508 | 2019/12/01 | 6 years ago | |
| 130 | MY RIMBAUD REMAINS UNFOUND | 585 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
| 131 | EERIE BIRD SONG | 648 | 2019/12/01 | 7 years ago | |
| 132 | MAD SCIENTIST | 2 | 586 | 2021/09/06 | 7 years ago |
| 133 | CUBICLE RAMBO | 3,250 | 2021/08/19 | 7 years ago | |
| 134 | THE CREATION OF PEACE | 2 | 586 | 2021/09/10 | 7 years ago |
| 135 | HAPPY PIZZA | 2,166 | 2022/01/23 | 7 years ago | |
| 136 | UBER VS. TROLLEY | 2 | 1,420 | 2022/01/23 | 7 years ago |
| 137 | FISH TACOS | 1 | 600 | 2021/08/19 | 8 years ago |