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DOLPHIN IN MINISKIRTS
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CANNIBALIZED HAIBUN
It’s a cool Saturday evening with nothing better to do. A few old tabs of paper are wrapped in tin foil inside a baggie. Well there is nothing better to do. We can always drop the tabs and binge watch Bojack Horseman. It just seems like the right thing to do. And then to discover that the tabs may have been more potent than expected. Suddenly you’re noticing a sexy dolphin in a miniskirt and listening to her extol her own virtues.
Almost fantasy
hearing a sweet cooing voice
slowly mesmerized
The fantasy is getting a little prurient. A sexy voice drawing one into the vortex. You know she wants it. You wonder who is doing the voice of the character. You learn that it’s Aisha Tyler doing the voice. So once again everything circles back to Lana Kane. This is when I realize that I may spend too much time watching cartoons. I also start to question the wisdom of dropping acid before binge watching Bojack Horseman. It might go a long way toward preserving my sense of self respect.
Cartoon fantasy
melting soft on TV screen
exploding colors
