I had my t-shirts made specially. I paid homage to the great Catalonian artist Salvador Dali. I elected to wear the hand made t-shirt for a poetry reading and carefully prepared my introduction complete with prerequisite jokes.
So I opened up to the crowd and boldly informed them that the t-shirt should be construed as neither a confession or an endorsement. But only a few in the crowd chuckled. I was mostly met with blank stares and confused looks. Apparently, not too many Dali acolytes in the bunch.
Great masturbator
the title of this painting
my joke gone awry
apparently, not many
really know their Dali well