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GIGGITY YABBA DUB DUB
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CANNIBALIZED HAIBUN
This morning, I finally walked the dog wearing my Stewie Griffin pajamas. It was a cool brisk morning so I also wore a Glen Quagmire hoodie for warmth. I did notice a few quizzical looks as I strolled along. I wanted to do a “giggity, giggity goo” for the scattered audience but I decided a knuckleball would freeze the batter. I just quickly uttered a quick “yabba dabba doo.”
Yabba dabba doo
crisp winter morning breezes
thru my pajamas
I’m thinking that this performance may dissuade my neighbors from talking to me for the rest of the year. It will be nice to have a little peace. Maybe next week I might have to up the ante with a “wubba lubba dub dub.” Of course, that might require Rick and Morty PJ’s or maybe go with Bojack Horseman PJ’s if I want to be more subversive. I’m not even sure if such products exist. It gives me something to fill my time next time I searching on Bing or Google.
Discourage neighbors
waffle thru an undisturbed life
blissfully quiet
