CHOKE THE CHICKEN

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Choke the Chicken (or Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Gone Horribly Wrong): Schaefer, George F: 9798434885959: Amazon.com: Books

 

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1 HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS 9 492 2022/01/14 5 years ago
2 STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH 6 1,069 2021/08/19 5 years ago
3 SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS 4 423 2022/01/16 5 years ago
4 THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND 4 424 2021/08/19 5 years ago
5 NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT 4 555 2021/08/19 5 years ago
6 TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT 4 2,588 2022/03/19 3 years ago
7 BOXER SHORTS 4 718 2021/08/19 5 years ago
8 A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE 4 1,226 2021/08/19 5 years ago
9 WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR 4 505 2021/08/19 5 years ago
10 THE RAT 3 524 2022/01/17 6 years ago
11 "ALICE COOPER LIVES" 2 457 2021/08/20 4 years ago
12 LIMP AND A BOUNCE 2 401 2022/01/17 3 years ago
13 WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS 2 1,085 2022/01/14 3 years ago
14 STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES 2 411 2022/01/14 2 years ago
15 "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM 2 482 2021/08/19 5 years ago
16 RAT'S ASS 2 480 2022/01/14 5 years ago
17 'TRANE PISSED HERE 2 640 2022/03/16 4 years ago
18 TURD IN THE BOWL 2 395 2021/08/20 3 years ago
19 SPARE THE ROD 2 568 2021/08/19 6 years ago
20 IT AMAZES ME 2 1,968 2022/01/14 5 years ago
21 CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) 2 9,580 2022/03/19 5 years ago
22 SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY 2 505 2022/01/14 4 years ago
23 BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE 2 502 2021/08/20 4 years ago
24 SHE SAID YEAH 2 334 2021/08/22 3 years ago
25 RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES 2 289 2022/02/23 3 years ago
26 MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE 2 1,101 2021/08/19 6 years ago
27 TIED UP 2 438 2022/03/16 5 years ago
28 MISSED JOKE 2 585 2022/03/16 5 years ago
29 SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY 2 509 2021/08/20 4 years ago
30 CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK 2 1,030 2021/08/19 3 years ago
31 ENUNCIATE. BOB 2 295 2021/08/22 3 years ago
32 SHE NODS APPROVINGLY 2 540 2022/05/04 2 years ago
33 WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM 2 610 2021/09/21 2 years ago
34 REALITY TV 2 617 2021/08/22 5 years ago
35 WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES 2 780 2021/08/19 5 years ago
36 SCRATCHING MY ASS 2 414 2021/08/19 2 years ago
37 FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN 2 400 2022/01/16 2 years ago
38 BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP 2 465 2022/03/16 5 years ago
39 H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL 2 535 2021/08/22 4 years ago
40 NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) 2 1,184 2021/08/19 4 years ago
41 RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE 2 362 2022/01/14 3 years ago
42 GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING 2 339 2022/01/14 3 years ago
43 MY EGO COERCED 2 307 2022/02/25 2 years ago
44 SIDE HUSTLE 2 1,156 2021/08/20 5 years ago
45 JILTED LOVER 2 1,709 2022/01/14 5 years ago
46 DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN 2 509 2022/01/21 5 years ago
47 LASS FROM MANHATTAN 2 1,083 2021/08/22 4 years ago
48 GOTH GIRL 2 1,148 2021/08/19 4 years ago
49 LUNCH FOR A KING 2 636 2021/08/19 5 years ago
50 COSMIC SABOTAGE 2 464 2022/01/17 4 years ago
51 BEEN THRU THE MILL 2 323 2022/02/23 3 years ago
52 STAG FILM 2 8,131 2022/06/09 6 years ago
53 DISCIPLINE 1 779 2021/08/19 6 years ago
54 YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. 1 2,155 2021/08/19 6 years ago
55 A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND 1 563 2021/08/19 5 years ago
56 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE 1 564 2021/08/19 6 years ago
57 CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE 1 492 2021/08/19 6 years ago
58 UNKIND FATE 1 1,381 2022/01/15 6 years ago
59 ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE 1 1,258 2022/01/14 5 years ago
60 GOING TO NEW ORLEANS 1,198 2021/08/22 4 years ago
61 FORKLIFT OPERATOR 615 2021/08/19 3 years ago
62 TWIST MY ARMY, BABY 299 2021/08/19 2 years ago
63 I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! 276 2021/08/19 2 years ago
64 SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS 219 2022/02/17 2 years ago
65 WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS 459 2022/01/21 5 years ago
66 CEASEFIRE 466 2022/01/15 4 years ago
67 SUBTLE BUTTERFLY 545 2021/08/20 3 years ago
68 TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS 436 2021/08/20 3 years ago
69 WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? 353 2021/08/22 2 years ago
70 OF ITS OWN VOLITION 321 2022/01/13 2 years ago
71 NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS 1,214 2021/08/19 6 years ago
72 I MISS RED FORMAN 1,072 2022/05/04 2 years ago
73 OPTICAL ILLUSION 231 2022/03/19 2 years ago
74 PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK 319 2021/08/19 3 years ago
75 SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS 372 2021/08/20 2 years ago
76 ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL 389 2021/08/19 2 years ago
77 TRUTH HURTS 462 2022/02/23 2 years ago
78 HELL'S BELLS 473 2022/02/23 4 years ago
79 THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? 325 2021/08/19 3 years ago
80 I WANTED HER 779 2022/01/21 6 years ago
81 THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL 1,244 2021/08/19 6 years ago
82 JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE 279 2022/01/13 2 years ago
83 MEANINGLESS JOB 732 2021/08/20 4 years ago
84 FAKE ORGASM 4,227 2023/05/23 4 years ago
85 BOTTLE OPENER 521 2022/01/14 3 years ago
86 MOON FLOATING AROUND 362 2022/03/04 3 years ago
87 WHO'S FOOLING WHO? 496 2021/08/19 2 years ago
88 CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN 573 2022/02/23 6 years ago
89 BONG HITS OF HASHISH 472 2022/01/14 3 years ago
90 POOPER SCOOPER 334 2021/08/22 2 years ago
91 STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL 457 2021/08/20 2 years ago
92 (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG 1,614 2021/08/19 5 years ago
93 THINKING WITH MY DICK 349 2021/08/19 3 years ago
94 DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST 339 2021/08/20 3 years ago
95 HIGHWAY UNDERPASS 271 2022/03/04 3 years ago
96 REVENGE OF THE NERDS 413 2021/08/19 2 years ago
97 LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL 384 2021/08/19 2 years ago
98 MY FINGERS MANIPULATE 339 2022/02/25 2 years ago
99 AGING CZECH HOOKERS 509 2021/08/19 4 years ago
100 FAKE GODS 1,310 2022/10/16 3 years ago
101 POINDEXTER 271 2021/08/19 3 years ago
102 GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN 549 2021/08/19 2 years ago
103 ROADSIDE DINER 298 2021/08/22 2 years ago
104 ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH 4,736 2021/08/19 5 years ago
105 LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS 467 2022/01/16 2 years ago
106 (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER 1,314 2021/08/19 5 years ago