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It’s kinda funny

when guys get on

this macho homophobic trip

they must not realize

that the prostate

is located in the anus

in fact that’s a trick

that prostitutes use

when giving head to a john

they stick their finger

up the guy’s rectum

and poke around

to expedite—

and intensify—climax

It helps them

turn over clientele

at a faster clip

at least that’s what

I’ve been told

I wouldn’t know myself

But information

always being valuable

I make it a point

to learn new things

and if I ever get married

you can be sure

I’ll mention it to my wife

2-26-96  for r.m.