It’s official!


I’ve transitioned

from getting old

to being old.


I was at

a bachelor party 

watching a stag film.


Everyone was hootin’

& hollerin’

over the action on the screen.


I was sitting there,

incredulous look (I suspect)

on my face

thinking, “Damn!

That position can’t be comfortable."


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S74rw4rd's picture

Excellent metaphor for

Excellent metaphor for aging.  Perhaps this is the reason my lady has essentially cut me off from romantic activity---perhaps to spare me from possible injury caused by unusual ambitions.  Doing so, I was reminded of an old saying I heard decades ago:  "Married men live longer than single men, but married men are not afraid to die."

Starward in process of becoming J-Called

allets's picture


Yes! You are officially ONE OF US! Your Old Fart's Card is in the mail, put in wallet between Medicare Card and AARP Membership Card. (tee hee hee). That was a hoot! Thanks, I needed a laugh this month! slc