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SIDE HUSTLE
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CHOKE THE CHICKEN
Getting an email from Uber
informing me
that I can get my side hustle on
& earn extra cash.
I get similar emails from Lyft
also informing me
of these great cash earning deals.
The emails arrive
like clockwork nearly every day.
I delete the emails;
they reappear a day later.
The ads offering me
this wondrous side hustle
show up on my facebook
& twitter feeds daily.
Maybe I should
get my side hustle on
and make all this extra cash.
I don’t have a driver’s license
or a car—
wonder if that will matter.
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I noted right after the bill passed that more pop-ups appeared suborning my security system. I had no pop-ups before that. I enjoyed this poem. Thanks for the chuckle - slc
I guess it's the new junk
I guess it's the new junk mail. At least it isn't hurting any trees.