I set my reading glasses
down on the end table
and I feel tired.
I hope the creaking I hear
is from the recliner
and not my back.
But I’m not really
all that worried about age.
I get old.
I’m getting old.
Maybe I am old.
It doesn’t strike fear in my heart.
I’m gonna be
a great cantankerous old man.
Can’t you just see it:
I’ll be poking young whippersnappers
with my cane.
“Yeah, kiddo, I was going
to Disco Biscuit concerts before you were born.”
“I was going to Phish shows
before your parents were born.”
I’ll be miserable
and cranky, irritable
and no doubt,
funny as all Hell.