I still remember
Captain Lou Albano
in the old WWWF
Oh the audacity
and the scorn he inspired
from middle age women
in love with babyface good guys
“He’s so full of shit.”
these otherwise meek housewives
intoned to the masses
But the third Executioner
was just an optical illusion
in spite what your eyes
might lead you to believe
I don’t know why
you would believe your eyes
when Captain Lou assures you
We watch the footage
and await the explanation
“There was no 3rd Executioner.
It was an optical illusion.”
And with that I’m sold
We need to believe the words
of Captain Lou
and ignore our own eyes