BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP

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RANTS & CHANTS

 

I was sitting on

my lawn chair

enjoying a warm evening

with a cold beer

& the sounds of a bluebird

singing a sweet song on a tree branch.

 

But things turned for the worst

when for reasons 

only known to him

the bird suddenly decided

to crap on my pot leaf baseball cap.

 

I thought we were

getting along just fine

and have no clue

what caused this bird to turn.

 

A pleasant cool breeze

whipped through the yard

as I glared with disgust

at my now soiled cap.

I guess I should

be grateful

it didn’t land in my beer.

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I wonder if this guy was sitting on my window sill while I was watching "High Anxiety"

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allets's picture

I Had A Birthday Hat Incident

But it is too traumatic to repeat. Such is the meaning of life: Life goes along pleasantly and calmly until a bird poops on your favorite hat. Love those nature poems :D



Onyamaichi

 

georgeschaefer's picture

the wrong kind of nature but

the wrong kind of nature but we have to learn as we go.