WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES

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CHOKE THE CHICKEN

 

taking a stroll 

down Memory Lane

& finding a poster

of former president Ronald Reagan.

 

It had Reagan talking

and in the corner

was a clock

reading 5 minutes till 12.

 

there was a caption

that read,

“We begin bombing in 5 minutes.”

 

It was based on Ronnie’s faux pas

when he spoke into

a turned on mike that weren’t

supposed to be turned on.

 

I remember buying the poster

at a Dead show in 1986

for a mere 50¢

 

I thought it was

pretty amusing

 

It may not be much

but it’s at least 

as good a line as

“I did not break the laws of my country.”

 

and considerably funnier

than a lot of great lines

from dead presidents

like Lincoln and Jefferson

 

8-18-95

 

 

 

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allets's picture

fiddy sints

That poster must be worth all of $2.38 cents by now! :D


 

 

georgeschaefer's picture

It's worse for wear after 3

It's worse for wear after 3 plus decades.  It might be worth less than the 50 cents I sprung for it.