I always get disappointed.
I go to New York City
and travel around by subway.
I’m always hearing tales
of the legendary NYC subway rats
bigger than a tomcat
& I descend the stairs
with great anticipation;
trembling with excitement.
Much to my chagrin,
I see plenty of rats scurrying about
But they’re all regulation size rats.
I never see the behemoths
immortalized in bronze statue
throughout the system.
And I travel Manhattan,
Queens, Brooklyn & the Bronx.
I see them about on the tracks
& on the platform
terrorizing tourists
and amusing subway musicians.
But they’re always normal size.
Maybe the behemoths
all moved to Staten Island
to study at the Dojo of Wu Tang.
Maybe they followed
baby boomers
into nowhere New Jersey.
They never come out on my watch.