CHOKE THE CHICKEN

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Choke the Chicken (or Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Gone Horribly Wrong): Schaefer, George F: 9798434885959: Amazon.com: Books

 

Title Comments Views Updated Posted
1 OPTICAL ILLUSION 247 2022/03/19 2 years ago
2 SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS 234 2022/02/17 2 years ago
3 LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS 491 2022/01/16 2 years ago
4 MY FINGERS MANIPULATE 367 2022/02/25 2 years ago
5 MY EGO COERCED 2 326 2022/02/25 2 years ago
6 FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN 2 423 2022/01/16 2 years ago
7 JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE 307 2022/01/13 2 years ago
8 TRUTH HURTS 479 2022/02/23 3 years ago
9 I MISS RED FORMAN 1,380 2022/05/04 3 years ago
10 I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! 323 2021/08/19 3 years ago
11 ROADSIDE DINER 330 2021/08/22 3 years ago
12 LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL 414 2021/08/19 3 years ago
13 STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL 475 2021/08/20 3 years ago
14 SCRATCHING MY ASS 2 434 2021/08/19 3 years ago
15 WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM 2 652 2021/09/21 3 years ago
16 ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL 413 2021/08/19 3 years ago
17 OF ITS OWN VOLITION 340 2022/01/13 3 years ago
18 TWIST MY ARMY, BABY 317 2021/08/19 3 years ago
19 GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN 571 2021/08/19 3 years ago
20 REVENGE OF THE NERDS 437 2021/08/19 3 years ago
21 POOPER SCOOPER 359 2021/08/22 3 years ago
22 WHO'S FOOLING WHO? 574 2021/08/19 3 years ago
23 SHE NODS APPROVINGLY 2 739 2022/05/04 3 years ago
24 SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS 426 2021/08/20 3 years ago
25 WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? 371 2021/08/22 3 years ago
26 STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES 2 433 2022/01/14 3 years ago
27 POINDEXTER 293 2021/08/19 3 years ago
28 HIGHWAY UNDERPASS 291 2022/03/04 3 years ago
29 BONG HITS OF HASHISH 630 2022/01/14 3 years ago
30 MOON FLOATING AROUND 383 2022/03/04 3 years ago
31 THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? 349 2021/08/19 3 years ago
32 RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES 2 315 2022/02/23 3 years ago
33 TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS 544 2021/08/20 3 years ago
34 FORKLIFT OPERATOR 1,046 2021/08/19 3 years ago
35 BEEN THRU THE MILL 2 345 2022/02/23 3 years ago
36 DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST 355 2021/08/20 3 years ago
37 GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING 2 358 2022/01/14 3 years ago
38 TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT 4 3,240 2022/03/19 3 years ago
39 ENUNCIATE. BOB 2 324 2021/08/22 3 years ago
40 PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK 337 2021/08/19 3 years ago
41 SUBTLE BUTTERFLY 579 2021/08/20 3 years ago
42 WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS 2 1,110 2022/01/14 3 years ago
43 FAKE GODS 1,354 2022/10/16 3 years ago
44 THINKING WITH MY DICK 361 2021/08/19 3 years ago
45 RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE 2 384 2022/01/14 4 years ago
46 BOTTLE OPENER 543 2022/01/14 4 years ago
47 CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK 2 1,092 2021/08/19 4 years ago
48 SHE SAID YEAH 2 358 2021/08/22 4 years ago
49 TURD IN THE BOWL 2 414 2021/08/20 4 years ago
50 LIMP AND A BOUNCE 2 423 2022/01/17 4 years ago
51 AGING CZECH HOOKERS 528 2021/08/19 4 years ago
52 GOTH GIRL 2 1,177 2021/08/19 4 years ago
53 NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) 2 1,259 2021/08/19 4 years ago
54 FAKE ORGASM 5,151 2023/05/23 4 years ago
55 HELL'S BELLS 500 2022/02/23 5 years ago
56 BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE 2 518 2021/08/20 5 years ago
57 'TRANE PISSED HERE 2 694 2022/03/16 5 years ago
58 GOING TO NEW ORLEANS 1,222 2021/08/22 5 years ago
59 COSMIC SABOTAGE 2 478 2022/01/17 5 years ago
60 LASS FROM MANHATTAN 2 1,107 2021/08/22 5 years ago
61 H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL 2 558 2021/08/22 5 years ago
62 MEANINGLESS JOB 795 2021/08/20 5 years ago
63 SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY 2 526 2021/08/20 5 years ago
64 SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY 2 526 2022/01/14 5 years ago
65 CEASEFIRE 481 2022/01/15 5 years ago
66 "ALICE COOPER LIVES" 2 475 2021/08/20 5 years ago
67 LUNCH FOR A KING 2 657 2021/08/19 5 years ago
68 DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN 2 529 2022/01/21 5 years ago
69 HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS 9 518 2022/01/14 5 years ago
70 STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH 6 1,102 2021/08/19 5 years ago
71 NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT 4 573 2021/08/19 5 years ago
72 THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND 4 447 2021/08/19 5 years ago
73 RAT'S ASS 2 511 2022/01/14 5 years ago
74 SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS 4 451 2022/01/16 5 years ago
75 WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR 4 523 2021/08/19 5 years ago
76 JILTED LOVER 2 1,946 2022/01/14 5 years ago
77 BOXER SHORTS 4 739 2021/08/19 5 years ago
78 WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES 2 824 2021/08/19 5 years ago
79 MISSED JOKE 2 617 2022/03/16 5 years ago
80 CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) 2 11,222 2022/03/19 5 years ago
81 IT AMAZES ME 2 3,405 2022/01/14 5 years ago
82 WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS 489 2022/01/21 6 years ago
83 (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER 1,346 2021/08/19 6 years ago
84 A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE 4 1,252 2021/08/19 6 years ago
85 SIDE HUSTLE 2 1,175 2021/08/20 6 years ago
86 BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP 2 483 2022/03/16 6 years ago
87 REALITY TV 2 630 2021/08/22 6 years ago
88 TIED UP 2 450 2022/03/16 6 years ago
89 A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND 1 582 2021/08/19 6 years ago
90 "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM 2 500 2021/08/19 6 years ago
91 ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH 5,419 2021/08/19 6 years ago
92 ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE 1 1,272 2022/01/14 6 years ago
93 (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG 1,850 2021/08/19 6 years ago
94 THE RAT 3 538 2022/01/17 6 years ago
95 THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL 1,256 2021/08/19 6 years ago
96 MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE 2 1,113 2021/08/19 6 years ago
97 NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS 1,239 2021/08/19 6 years ago
98 YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. 1 2,185 2021/08/19 6 years ago
99 STAG FILM 2 9,763 2022/06/09 6 years ago
100 UNKIND FATE 1 1,410 2022/01/15 6 years ago
101 CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE 1 507 2021/08/19 6 years ago
102 CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN 584 2022/02/23 6 years ago
103 I WANTED HER 790 2022/01/21 6 years ago
104 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE 1 578 2021/08/19 6 years ago
105 SPARE THE ROD 2 589 2021/08/19 6 years ago
106 DISCIPLINE 1 798 2021/08/19 6 years ago