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1 | OPTICAL ILLUSION | 249 | 2022/03/19 | 2 years ago | |
2 | SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS | 239 | 2022/02/17 | 2 years ago | |
3 | LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS | 494 | 2022/01/16 | 3 years ago | |
4 | MY FINGERS MANIPULATE | 379 | 2022/02/25 | 3 years ago | |
5 | MY EGO COERCED | 2 | 333 | 2022/02/25 | 3 years ago |
6 | FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN | 2 | 428 | 2022/01/16 | 3 years ago |
7 | JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE | 312 | 2022/01/13 | 3 years ago | |
8 | TRUTH HURTS | 482 | 2022/02/23 | 3 years ago | |
9 | I MISS RED FORMAN | 1,420 | 2022/05/04 | 3 years ago | |
10 | I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! | 329 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
11 | ROADSIDE DINER | 339 | 2021/08/22 | 3 years ago | |
12 | LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL | 422 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
13 | STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL | 484 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
14 | SCRATCHING MY ASS | 2 | 441 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago |
15 | WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM | 2 | 662 | 2021/09/21 | 3 years ago |
16 | ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL | 418 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
17 | OF ITS OWN VOLITION | 350 | 2022/01/13 | 3 years ago | |
18 | TWIST MY ARMY, BABY | 324 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
19 | GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN | 578 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
20 | REVENGE OF THE NERDS | 443 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
21 | POOPER SCOOPER | 368 | 2021/08/22 | 3 years ago | |
22 | WHO'S FOOLING WHO? | 604 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
23 | SHE NODS APPROVINGLY | 2 | 785 | 2022/05/04 | 3 years ago |
24 | SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS | 442 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
25 | WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? | 377 | 2021/08/22 | 3 years ago | |
26 | STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES | 2 | 439 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago |
27 | POINDEXTER | 302 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
28 | HIGHWAY UNDERPASS | 296 | 2022/03/04 | 3 years ago | |
29 | BONG HITS OF HASHISH | 653 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago | |
30 | MOON FLOATING AROUND | 388 | 2022/03/04 | 3 years ago | |
31 | THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? | 356 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
32 | RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES | 2 | 320 | 2022/02/23 | 3 years ago |
33 | TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS | 557 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
34 | FORKLIFT OPERATOR | 1,077 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
35 | BEEN THRU THE MILL | 2 | 353 | 2022/02/23 | 3 years ago |
36 | DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST | 361 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
37 | GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING | 2 | 363 | 2022/01/14 | 4 years ago |
38 | TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT | 4 | 3,288 | 2022/03/19 | 4 years ago |
39 | ENUNCIATE. BOB | 2 | 329 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago |
40 | PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK | 339 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago | |
41 | SUBTLE BUTTERFLY | 584 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago | |
42 | WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS | 2 | 1,115 | 2022/01/14 | 4 years ago |
43 | FAKE GODS | 1,365 | 2022/10/16 | 4 years ago | |
44 | THINKING WITH MY DICK | 367 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago | |
45 | RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE | 2 | 387 | 2022/01/14 | 4 years ago |
46 | BOTTLE OPENER | 546 | 2022/01/14 | 4 years ago | |
47 | CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK | 2 | 1,100 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago |
48 | SHE SAID YEAH | 2 | 363 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago |
49 | TURD IN THE BOWL | 2 | 419 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago |
50 | LIMP AND A BOUNCE | 2 | 430 | 2022/01/17 | 4 years ago |
51 | AGING CZECH HOOKERS | 532 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago | |
52 | GOTH GIRL | 2 | 1,186 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago |
53 | NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) | 2 | 1,265 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago |
54 | FAKE ORGASM | 5,301 | 2023/05/23 | 4 years ago | |
55 | HELL'S BELLS | 508 | 2022/02/23 | 5 years ago | |
56 | BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE | 2 | 524 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago |
57 | 'TRANE PISSED HERE | 2 | 700 | 2022/03/16 | 5 years ago |
58 | GOING TO NEW ORLEANS | 1,226 | 2021/08/22 | 5 years ago | |
59 | COSMIC SABOTAGE | 2 | 483 | 2022/01/17 | 5 years ago |
60 | LASS FROM MANHATTAN | 2 | 1,113 | 2021/08/22 | 5 years ago |
61 | H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL | 2 | 563 | 2021/08/22 | 5 years ago |
62 | MEANINGLESS JOB | 803 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago | |
63 | SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY | 2 | 532 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago |
64 | SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY | 2 | 531 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
65 | CEASEFIRE | 485 | 2022/01/15 | 5 years ago | |
66 | "ALICE COOPER LIVES" | 2 | 478 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago |
67 | LUNCH FOR A KING | 2 | 662 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
68 | DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN | 2 | 536 | 2022/01/21 | 5 years ago |
69 | HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS | 9 | 526 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
70 | STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH | 6 | 1,109 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
71 | NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT | 4 | 578 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
72 | THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND | 4 | 452 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
73 | RAT'S ASS | 2 | 516 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
74 | SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS | 4 | 458 | 2022/01/16 | 5 years ago |
75 | WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR | 4 | 531 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
76 | JILTED LOVER | 2 | 2,016 | 2022/01/14 | 6 years ago |
77 | BOXER SHORTS | 4 | 743 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
78 | WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES | 2 | 830 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
79 | MISSED JOKE | 2 | 630 | 2022/03/16 | 6 years ago |
80 | CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) | 2 | 11,694 | 2022/03/19 | 6 years ago |
81 | IT AMAZES ME | 2 | 3,865 | 2022/01/14 | 6 years ago |
82 | WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS | 494 | 2022/01/21 | 6 years ago | |
83 | (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER | 1,352 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
84 | A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE | 4 | 1,259 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
85 | SIDE HUSTLE | 2 | 1,181 | 2021/08/20 | 6 years ago |
86 | BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP | 2 | 488 | 2022/03/16 | 6 years ago |
87 | REALITY TV | 2 | 635 | 2021/08/22 | 6 years ago |
88 | TIED UP | 2 | 456 | 2022/03/16 | 6 years ago |
89 | A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND | 1 | 589 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
90 | "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM | 2 | 505 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
91 | ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH | 5,469 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
92 | ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE | 1 | 1,277 | 2022/01/14 | 6 years ago |
93 | (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG | 1,885 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
94 | THE RAT | 3 | 542 | 2022/01/17 | 6 years ago |
95 | THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL | 1,263 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
96 | MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE | 2 | 1,116 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
97 | NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS | 1,247 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
98 | YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. | 1 | 2,194 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
99 | STAG FILM | 2 | 10,224 | 2022/06/09 | 6 years ago |
100 | UNKIND FATE | 1 | 1,422 | 2022/01/15 | 6 years ago |
101 | CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE | 1 | 516 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
102 | CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN | 591 | 2022/02/23 | 6 years ago | |
103 | I WANTED HER | 795 | 2022/01/21 | 6 years ago | |
104 | 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE | 1 | 583 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
105 | SPARE THE ROD | 2 | 598 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
106 | DISCIPLINE | 1 | 806 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |