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CHOKE THE CHICKEN
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All these poems in this poem are included in my poetry volume available now
| Title | Comments | Views | Updated | Posted | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | OPTICAL ILLUSION | 255 | 2022/03/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 2 | SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS | 244 | 2022/02/17 | 3 years ago | |
| 3 | LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS | 499 | 2022/01/16 | 3 years ago | |
| 4 | MY FINGERS MANIPULATE | 384 | 2022/02/25 | 3 years ago | |
| 5 | MY EGO COERCED | 2 | 340 | 2022/02/25 | 3 years ago |
| 6 | FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN | 2 | 433 | 2022/01/16 | 3 years ago |
| 7 | JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE | 319 | 2022/01/13 | 3 years ago | |
| 8 | TRUTH HURTS | 489 | 2022/02/23 | 3 years ago | |
| 9 | I MISS RED FORMAN | 1,478 | 2022/05/04 | 3 years ago | |
| 10 | I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! | 336 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 11 | ROADSIDE DINER | 345 | 2021/08/22 | 3 years ago | |
| 12 | LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL | 427 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 13 | STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL | 490 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
| 14 | SCRATCHING MY ASS | 2 | 447 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago |
| 15 | WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM | 2 | 667 | 2021/09/21 | 3 years ago |
| 16 | ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL | 424 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 17 | OF ITS OWN VOLITION | 356 | 2022/01/13 | 3 years ago | |
| 18 | TWIST MY ARMY, BABY | 328 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 19 | GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN | 584 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 20 | REVENGE OF THE NERDS | 447 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 21 | POOPER SCOOPER | 376 | 2021/08/22 | 3 years ago | |
| 22 | WHO'S FOOLING WHO? | 621 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 23 | SHE NODS APPROVINGLY | 2 | 837 | 2022/05/04 | 3 years ago |
| 24 | SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS | 466 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
| 25 | WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? | 383 | 2021/08/22 | 3 years ago | |
| 26 | STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES | 2 | 447 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago |
| 27 | POINDEXTER | 308 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 28 | HIGHWAY UNDERPASS | 304 | 2022/03/04 | 3 years ago | |
| 29 | BONG HITS OF HASHISH | 673 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago | |
| 30 | MOON FLOATING AROUND | 397 | 2022/03/04 | 3 years ago | |
| 31 | THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? | 363 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 32 | RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES | 2 | 326 | 2022/02/23 | 3 years ago |
| 33 | TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS | 567 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
| 34 | FORKLIFT OPERATOR | 1,095 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
| 35 | BEEN THRU THE MILL | 2 | 357 | 2022/02/23 | 3 years ago |
| 36 | DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST | 367 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago | |
| 37 | GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING | 2 | 371 | 2022/01/14 | 4 years ago |
| 38 | TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT | 4 | 3,470 | 2022/03/19 | 4 years ago |
| 39 | ENUNCIATE. BOB | 2 | 335 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago |
| 40 | PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK | 346 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago | |
| 41 | SUBTLE BUTTERFLY | 592 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago | |
| 42 | WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS | 2 | 1,123 | 2022/01/14 | 4 years ago |
| 43 | FAKE GODS | 1,377 | 2022/10/16 | 4 years ago | |
| 44 | THINKING WITH MY DICK | 373 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago | |
| 45 | RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE | 2 | 392 | 2022/01/14 | 4 years ago |
| 46 | BOTTLE OPENER | 553 | 2022/01/14 | 4 years ago | |
| 47 | CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK | 2 | 1,108 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago |
| 48 | SHE SAID YEAH | 2 | 369 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago |
| 49 | TURD IN THE BOWL | 2 | 425 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago |
| 50 | LIMP AND A BOUNCE | 2 | 438 | 2022/01/17 | 4 years ago |
| 51 | AGING CZECH HOOKERS | 536 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago | |
| 52 | GOTH GIRL | 2 | 1,195 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago |
| 53 | NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) | 2 | 1,272 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago |
| 54 | FAKE ORGASM | 5,513 | 2023/05/23 | 5 years ago | |
| 55 | HELL'S BELLS | 514 | 2022/02/23 | 5 years ago | |
| 56 | BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE | 2 | 528 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago |
| 57 | 'TRANE PISSED HERE | 2 | 706 | 2022/03/16 | 5 years ago |
| 58 | GOING TO NEW ORLEANS | 1,231 | 2021/08/22 | 5 years ago | |
| 59 | COSMIC SABOTAGE | 2 | 489 | 2022/01/17 | 5 years ago |
| 60 | LASS FROM MANHATTAN | 2 | 1,122 | 2021/08/22 | 5 years ago |
| 61 | H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL | 2 | 570 | 2021/08/22 | 5 years ago |
| 62 | MEANINGLESS JOB | 810 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago | |
| 63 | SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY | 2 | 536 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago |
| 64 | SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY | 2 | 534 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 65 | CEASEFIRE | 489 | 2022/01/15 | 5 years ago | |
| 66 | "ALICE COOPER LIVES" | 2 | 483 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago |
| 67 | LUNCH FOR A KING | 2 | 669 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 68 | DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN | 2 | 543 | 2022/01/21 | 5 years ago |
| 69 | HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS | 9 | 534 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
| 70 | STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH | 6 | 1,115 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
| 71 | NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT | 4 | 583 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 72 | THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND | 4 | 458 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 73 | RAT'S ASS | 2 | 521 | 2022/01/14 | 6 years ago |
| 74 | SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS | 4 | 467 | 2022/01/16 | 6 years ago |
| 75 | WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR | 4 | 535 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 76 | JILTED LOVER | 2 | 2,024 | 2022/01/14 | 6 years ago |
| 77 | BOXER SHORTS | 4 | 747 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 78 | WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES | 2 | 837 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 79 | MISSED JOKE | 2 | 638 | 2022/03/16 | 6 years ago |
| 80 | CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) | 2 | 12,073 | 2022/03/19 | 6 years ago |
| 81 | IT AMAZES ME | 2 | 4,237 | 2022/01/14 | 6 years ago |
| 82 | WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS | 501 | 2022/01/21 | 6 years ago | |
| 83 | (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER | 1,358 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
| 84 | A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE | 4 | 1,262 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 85 | SIDE HUSTLE | 2 | 1,185 | 2021/08/20 | 6 years ago |
| 86 | BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP | 2 | 493 | 2022/03/16 | 6 years ago |
| 87 | REALITY TV | 2 | 639 | 2021/08/22 | 6 years ago |
| 88 | TIED UP | 2 | 463 | 2022/03/16 | 6 years ago |
| 89 | A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND | 1 | 593 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 90 | "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM | 2 | 509 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 91 | ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH | 5,614 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
| 92 | ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE | 1 | 1,281 | 2022/01/14 | 6 years ago |
| 93 | (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG | 1,940 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
| 94 | THE RAT | 3 | 546 | 2022/01/17 | 6 years ago |
| 95 | THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL | 1,267 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
| 96 | MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE | 2 | 1,119 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 97 | NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS | 1,255 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago | |
| 98 | YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. | 1 | 2,203 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 99 | STAG FILM | 2 | 10,595 | 2022/06/09 | 6 years ago |
| 100 | UNKIND FATE | 1 | 1,429 | 2022/01/15 | 6 years ago |
| 101 | CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE | 1 | 519 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 102 | CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN | 596 | 2022/02/23 | 6 years ago | |
| 103 | I WANTED HER | 800 | 2022/01/21 | 6 years ago | |
| 104 | 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE | 1 | 589 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 105 | SPARE THE ROD | 2 | 603 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
| 106 | DISCIPLINE | 1 | 812 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
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