CHOKE THE CHICKEN

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Choke the Chicken (or Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Gone Horribly Wrong): Schaefer, George F: 9798434885959: Amazon.com: Books

 

Title Comments Views Updated Posted
1 OPTICAL ILLUSION 350 2022/03/19 4 years ago
2 SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS 353 2022/02/17 4 years ago
3 LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS 606 2022/01/16 4 years ago
4 MY FINGERS MANIPULATE 473 2022/02/25 4 years ago
5 MY EGO COERCED 2 434 2022/02/25 4 years ago
6 FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN 2 539 2022/01/16 4 years ago
7 JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE 414 2022/01/13 4 years ago
8 TRUTH HURTS 585 2022/02/23 5 years ago
9 I MISS RED FORMAN 1,976 2022/05/04 5 years ago
10 I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! 481 2021/08/19 5 years ago
11 ROADSIDE DINER 431 2021/08/22 5 years ago
12 LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL 523 2021/08/19 5 years ago
13 STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL 583 2021/08/20 5 years ago
14 SCRATCHING MY ASS 2 554 2021/08/19 5 years ago
15 WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM 2 806 2021/09/21 5 years ago
16 ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL 524 2021/08/19 5 years ago
17 OF ITS OWN VOLITION 454 2022/01/13 5 years ago
18 TWIST MY ARMY, BABY 425 2021/08/19 5 years ago
19 GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN 674 2021/08/19 5 years ago
20 REVENGE OF THE NERDS 533 2021/08/19 5 years ago
21 POOPER SCOOPER 504 2021/08/22 5 years ago
22 WHO'S FOOLING WHO? 1,010 2021/08/19 5 years ago
23 SHE NODS APPROVINGLY 2 1,046 2022/05/04 5 years ago
24 SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS 593 2021/08/20 5 years ago
25 WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? 472 2021/08/22 5 years ago
26 STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES 2 546 2022/01/14 5 years ago
27 POINDEXTER 386 2021/08/19 5 years ago
28 HIGHWAY UNDERPASS 386 2022/03/04 5 years ago
29 BONG HITS OF HASHISH 914 2022/01/14 5 years ago
30 MOON FLOATING AROUND 493 2022/03/04 5 years ago
31 THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? 446 2021/08/19 5 years ago
32 RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES 2 417 2022/02/23 5 years ago
33 TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS 681 2021/08/20 5 years ago
34 FORKLIFT OPERATOR 1,533 2021/08/19 5 years ago
35 BEEN THRU THE MILL 2 449 2022/02/23 5 years ago
36 DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST 442 2021/08/20 5 years ago
37 GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING 2 455 2022/01/14 5 years ago
38 TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT 4 4,536 2022/03/19 5 years ago
39 ENUNCIATE. BOB 2 427 2021/08/22 5 years ago
40 PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK 426 2021/08/19 5 years ago
41 SUBTLE BUTTERFLY 691 2021/08/20 5 years ago
42 WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS 2 1,215 2022/01/14 5 years ago
43 FAKE GODS 1,474 2022/10/16 5 years ago
44 THINKING WITH MY DICK 452 2021/08/19 5 years ago
45 RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE 2 474 2022/01/14 6 years ago
46 BOTTLE OPENER 632 2022/01/14 6 years ago
47 CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK 2 1,203 2021/08/19 6 years ago
48 SHE SAID YEAH 2 453 2021/08/22 6 years ago
49 TURD IN THE BOWL 2 510 2021/08/20 6 years ago
50 LIMP AND A BOUNCE 2 534 2022/01/17 6 years ago
51 AGING CZECH HOOKERS 625 2021/08/19 6 years ago
52 GOTH GIRL 2 1,299 2021/08/19 6 years ago
53 NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) 2 1,365 2021/08/19 6 years ago
54 FAKE ORGASM 6,660 2023/05/23 6 years ago
55 HELL'S BELLS 598 2022/02/23 6 years ago
56 BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE 2 639 2021/08/20 7 years ago
57 'TRANE PISSED HERE 2 803 2022/03/16 7 years ago
58 GOING TO NEW ORLEANS 1,321 2021/08/22 7 years ago
59 COSMIC SABOTAGE 2 564 2022/01/17 7 years ago
60 LASS FROM MANHATTAN 2 1,207 2021/08/22 7 years ago
61 H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL 2 673 2021/08/22 7 years ago
62 MEANINGLESS JOB 908 2021/08/20 7 years ago
63 SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY 2 618 2021/08/20 7 years ago
64 SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY 2 618 2022/01/14 7 years ago
65 CEASEFIRE 564 2022/01/15 7 years ago
66 "ALICE COOPER LIVES" 2 574 2021/08/20 7 years ago
67 LUNCH FOR A KING 2 754 2021/08/19 7 years ago
68 DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN 2 627 2022/01/21 7 years ago
69 HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS 9 640 2022/01/14 7 years ago
70 STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH 6 1,223 2021/08/19 7 years ago
71 NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT 4 683 2021/08/19 7 years ago
72 THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND 4 548 2021/08/19 7 years ago
73 RAT'S ASS 2 614 2022/01/14 7 years ago
74 SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS 4 565 2022/01/16 7 years ago
75 WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR 4 624 2021/08/19 7 years ago
76 JILTED LOVER 2 2,742 2022/01/14 7 years ago
77 BOXER SHORTS 4 872 2021/08/19 7 years ago
78 WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES 2 937 2021/08/19 7 years ago
79 MISSED JOKE 2 722 2022/03/16 7 years ago
80 CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) 2 14,840 2022/03/19 7 years ago
81 IT AMAZES ME 2 6,892 2022/01/14 7 years ago
82 WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS 601 2022/01/21 8 years ago
83 (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER 1,457 2021/08/19 8 years ago
84 A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE 4 1,354 2021/08/19 8 years ago
85 SIDE HUSTLE 2 1,277 2021/08/20 8 years ago
86 BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP 2 582 2022/03/16 8 years ago
87 REALITY TV 2 733 2021/08/22 8 years ago
88 TIED UP 2 540 2022/03/16 8 years ago
89 A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND 1 666 2021/08/19 8 years ago
90 "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM 2 601 2021/08/19 8 years ago
91 ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH 6,125 2021/08/19 8 years ago
92 ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE 1 1,372 2022/01/14 8 years ago
93 (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG 2,131 2021/08/19 8 years ago
94 THE RAT 3 633 2022/01/17 8 years ago
95 THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL 1,360 2021/08/19 8 years ago
96 MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE 2 1,215 2021/08/19 8 years ago
97 NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS 1,370 2021/08/19 8 years ago
98 YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. 1 2,299 2021/08/19 8 years ago
99 STAG FILM 2 13,069 2022/06/09 8 years ago
100 UNKIND FATE 1 1,531 2022/01/15 8 years ago
101 CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE 1 600 2021/08/19 8 years ago
102 CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN 683 2022/02/23 8 years ago
103 I WANTED HER 883 2022/01/21 8 years ago
104 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE 1 673 2021/08/19 8 years ago
105 SPARE THE ROD 2 682 2021/08/19 8 years ago
106 DISCIPLINE 1 909 2021/08/19 8 years ago