CHOKE THE CHICKEN

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Choke the Chicken (or Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Gone Horribly Wrong): Schaefer, George F: 9798434885959: Amazon.com: Books

 

Title Comments Views Updated Posted
1 OPTICAL ILLUSION 289 2022/03/19 3 years ago
2 SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS 287 2022/02/17 3 years ago
3 LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS 544 2022/01/16 3 years ago
4 MY FINGERS MANIPULATE 430 2022/02/25 3 years ago
5 MY EGO COERCED 2 381 2022/02/25 3 years ago
6 FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN 2 480 2022/01/16 4 years ago
7 JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE 363 2022/01/13 4 years ago
8 TRUTH HURTS 536 2022/02/23 4 years ago
9 I MISS RED FORMAN 1,694 2022/05/04 4 years ago
10 I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! 378 2021/08/19 4 years ago
11 ROADSIDE DINER 383 2021/08/22 4 years ago
12 LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL 468 2021/08/19 4 years ago
13 STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL 531 2021/08/20 4 years ago
14 SCRATCHING MY ASS 2 496 2021/08/19 4 years ago
15 WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM 2 732 2021/09/21 4 years ago
16 ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL 473 2021/08/19 4 years ago
17 OF ITS OWN VOLITION 394 2022/01/13 4 years ago
18 TWIST MY ARMY, BABY 370 2021/08/19 4 years ago
19 GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN 627 2021/08/19 4 years ago
20 REVENGE OF THE NERDS 489 2021/08/19 4 years ago
21 POOPER SCOOPER 439 2021/08/22 4 years ago
22 WHO'S FOOLING WHO? 747 2021/08/19 4 years ago
23 SHE NODS APPROVINGLY 2 944 2022/05/04 4 years ago
24 SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS 533 2021/08/20 4 years ago
25 WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? 426 2021/08/22 4 years ago
26 STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES 2 489 2022/01/14 4 years ago
27 POINDEXTER 346 2021/08/19 4 years ago
28 HIGHWAY UNDERPASS 347 2022/03/04 4 years ago
29 BONG HITS OF HASHISH 779 2022/01/14 4 years ago
30 MOON FLOATING AROUND 440 2022/03/04 4 years ago
31 THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? 399 2021/08/19 4 years ago
32 RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES 2 365 2022/02/23 4 years ago
33 TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS 605 2021/08/20 4 years ago
34 FORKLIFT OPERATOR 1,168 2021/08/19 4 years ago
35 BEEN THRU THE MILL 2 401 2022/02/23 4 years ago
36 DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST 405 2021/08/20 4 years ago
37 GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING 2 412 2022/01/14 4 years ago
38 TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT 4 4,289 2022/03/19 4 years ago
39 ENUNCIATE. BOB 2 373 2021/08/22 4 years ago
40 PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK 380 2021/08/19 5 years ago
41 SUBTLE BUTTERFLY 643 2021/08/20 5 years ago
42 WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS 2 1,170 2022/01/14 5 years ago
43 FAKE GODS 1,425 2022/10/16 5 years ago
44 THINKING WITH MY DICK 409 2021/08/19 5 years ago
45 RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE 2 428 2022/01/14 5 years ago
46 BOTTLE OPENER 584 2022/01/14 5 years ago
47 CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK 2 1,152 2021/08/19 5 years ago
48 SHE SAID YEAH 2 405 2021/08/22 5 years ago
49 TURD IN THE BOWL 2 462 2021/08/20 5 years ago
50 LIMP AND A BOUNCE 2 486 2022/01/17 5 years ago
51 AGING CZECH HOOKERS 575 2021/08/19 5 years ago
52 GOTH GIRL 2 1,244 2021/08/19 5 years ago
53 NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) 2 1,318 2021/08/19 5 years ago
54 FAKE ORGASM 6,356 2023/05/23 5 years ago
55 HELL'S BELLS 558 2022/02/23 6 years ago
56 BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE 2 575 2021/08/20 6 years ago
57 'TRANE PISSED HERE 2 751 2022/03/16 6 years ago
58 GOING TO NEW ORLEANS 1,274 2021/08/22 6 years ago
59 COSMIC SABOTAGE 2 523 2022/01/17 6 years ago
60 LASS FROM MANHATTAN 2 1,160 2021/08/22 6 years ago
61 H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL 2 613 2021/08/22 6 years ago
62 MEANINGLESS JOB 853 2021/08/20 6 years ago
63 SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY 2 571 2021/08/20 6 years ago
64 SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY 2 566 2022/01/14 6 years ago
65 CEASEFIRE 523 2022/01/15 6 years ago
66 "ALICE COOPER LIVES" 2 528 2021/08/20 6 years ago
67 LUNCH FOR A KING 2 704 2021/08/19 6 years ago
68 DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN 2 583 2022/01/21 6 years ago
69 HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS 9 578 2022/01/14 6 years ago
70 STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH 6 1,163 2021/08/19 6 years ago
71 NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT 4 626 2021/08/19 6 years ago
72 THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND 4 495 2021/08/19 6 years ago
73 RAT'S ASS 2 558 2022/01/14 6 years ago
74 SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS 4 514 2022/01/16 6 years ago
75 WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR 4 573 2021/08/19 6 years ago
76 JILTED LOVER 2 2,088 2022/01/14 6 years ago
77 BOXER SHORTS 4 804 2021/08/19 6 years ago
78 WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES 2 880 2021/08/19 6 years ago
79 MISSED JOKE 2 670 2022/03/16 6 years ago
80 CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) 2 13,619 2022/03/19 6 years ago
81 IT AMAZES ME 2 5,769 2022/01/14 7 years ago
82 WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS 541 2022/01/21 7 years ago
83 (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER 1,409 2021/08/19 7 years ago
84 A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE 4 1,306 2021/08/19 7 years ago
85 SIDE HUSTLE 2 1,226 2021/08/20 7 years ago
86 BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP 2 535 2022/03/16 7 years ago
87 REALITY TV 2 677 2021/08/22 7 years ago
88 TIED UP 2 495 2022/03/16 7 years ago
89 A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND 1 625 2021/08/19 7 years ago
90 "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM 2 549 2021/08/19 7 years ago
91 ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH 6,062 2021/08/19 7 years ago
92 ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE 1 1,321 2022/01/14 7 years ago
93 (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG 2,063 2021/08/19 7 years ago
94 THE RAT 3 583 2022/01/17 7 years ago
95 THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL 1,313 2021/08/19 7 years ago
96 MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE 2 1,163 2021/08/19 7 years ago
97 NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS 1,312 2021/08/19 7 years ago
98 YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. 1 2,246 2021/08/19 7 years ago
99 STAG FILM 2 12,109 2022/06/09 7 years ago
100 UNKIND FATE 1 1,474 2022/01/15 7 years ago
101 CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE 1 560 2021/08/19 7 years ago
102 CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN 634 2022/02/23 7 years ago
103 I WANTED HER 836 2022/01/21 7 years ago
104 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE 1 621 2021/08/19 7 years ago
105 SPARE THE ROD 2 639 2021/08/19 7 years ago
106 DISCIPLINE 1 860 2021/08/19 7 years ago