Wow, this is the best poetry book in the world.
I love how deep it is.
That one poem is so funny my heart skipped a beat.
I couldn’t take my eyes off of the pages.
And the most amazing part is,
It sucked.
A lot.
Who were you expecting, a white knight?
I’ve heard these jokes before in checkout lanes.
And the customers in front of me never knew you existed.
I’m not that pretentious.
But you are.
I do not have double standards.
But you do.
Someone whose castle is built on mediocrity can’t scare me into hiding.
But someone else might be.
The moat is heavily guarded by trolls that can ruin their lives
If they refuse to walk on eggshells around you.
I keep pointing out your flaws
But you never even see them.
Instead, you fired a bomb into the crowd
And ecstatically handed the cannon to me.
You impersonate a traumatized child so onlookers would feel bad for you
And point their fingers at me at the drop of the hat,
Leaving me with nothing else to say in my defense.
I’m beginning to believe you love the drama more than you love your craft.
You’ve thrown burnt bridges in the wind today and I’m off to the pen,
But I’ll let you have your fun for now.
I have stowed away in the back of the truck to escape my sentence,
But I’ve come back to fight you with a rocket.
I’ve been ready for perfect storms since my old flame tried to kill himself.
And pinned the blame on me because he wanted me all to himself.
I have nothing to lose if you play the “defenseless child” act again.
You may have been one locked in a tower once upon a time.
But you grew up to be a dragon and imprisoned someone else.
It’s not my fault that you made yourself look worse.
It’s yours.
You can stop lying to me now.
I know you were never the victim.
I don’t know you!
I don’t want to know you!
But I have to if I need to know why you loathe strangers like no tomorrow.
I’m a curious boy so I can’t stop poking my nose into the mess you made.
There’s a girl who lives in the British Isles.
She doesn’t know you!
You don’t want to know her!
Yet, you cut her open and call the cops on her so they can cure her wounds.
That is no accident. You fractured her soul on purpose and pretend it’s her fault.
Where is your humanity? Are you even human at all?
Who are you to call yourself an advocate for world peace?
So I say fuck your agenda. Your stupidity can't trick me into turning against the girl.
Just because the fire you started ain’t my business doesn’t mean I can’t chime in.
When a maiden as kind and sweet as she is in danger, it is everyone’s business.
Why do you claim to be in favor of equal rights when you have blood on your hands?
A good activist must always be a good pacifist. Never are their words used to perpetrate murder.
Who’s going to stand by you when the gravity of your actions come crashing down on you?
Who’s going to shelter you when the people you speak up for want nothing to do with you?
Who’s going to survive when your puppet shows concludes?
When you drop the mic that’s rigged with a bomb that blew up the city?
Look what you’ve done!! Look what you’ve done!! Look what you’ve done!!
You didn’t wake up to smell the roses that were painted by the blood spilt from your casualties.
The lone survivor is the girl who came close to death and there you are, continuing to break her.
You’d rather be comforted by your ego than brace yourself for the consequences of your miscalculation.
You don’t know the people you’re hurting as well as you think you do.
I pray now that the girl who survived the bombing buys an enchanted shield to keep you away from her.
My hypothesis is that nobody important in your life taught you that karma is a vindictive boomerang.
I’m not known for being a social butterfly, but I know an incredibly deadly viper when I see one.
Hope is a candle in a sea of darkness, eagerly awaiting the sun.
Trust is a drop of the purest water, in an ocean full of desert sand.
Loyalty is the assurance of your own two feet, that you will stand.
Love is a bubbling geyser; filling, and rushing to overflowing.
Empathy is a mother's love, from someone that you don't know.
Peace is an ocean of glass-like water, that ripples of war cannot move.
Honesty is a pure wine, with no dregs to ruin the taste.
Verse 1:
No matter how far we are,
I’ll become your memory.
I’ll become your everything
‘Cause I cannot give up
On this love that we share.
You are my reason to live.
Chorus:
‘Cause a life worth living
Is a life worth sharing.
Tell me why you’re constantly playing games:
You’re hot and you’re cold.
But, still, I like you.
I cannot deny these feelings.
‘Cause you’re my reason.
Verse 2:
‘Cause a light came on
Whenever I hear our song.
Like lovers of the same heart:
We understood each other better.
Awkward silences are our thing.
But, with you, is something
I cannot be without.
Bridge:
Whenever we’re together,
I can feel our love
Dangling in the air.
Can you feel it too?
Can you hear my heart?
‘Cause you’re the reason
That it beats for.
If I talk about my 6 qualities,
they're not really much of an ability.
One of them might be that I obsess over everything,
but that's only because I am very settling.
Second could be that I am good at math and science,
but never could I ever seem to hold an appliance.
Now third comes next, the fact that I cheer people up,
and now that I think of it, it's probably because I'm such a crackup.
Those were my best traits,
including that I am very good with dates;
Yes, the one on the calendar,
I don't need to say the worse ones any louder.
My next 3 include me being annoying,
because everything I do or touch, I seem to be destroying.
I also want to stop being so insecure,
or that I'm mean to my brother because I want a sister.
I always hate it when my family make fun of me,
so I always seem to be crying, unfree.
Those are all my traits from myself,
the lesson to be learning is to just be yourself!
Value of honesty,
Is like gold truly,
Ever timeless it does remain,
Never succumbs to any pain.
The honest ones are like the stars,
Who keep on working to remove the curse,
Of corruption, injustice and inequality,
From the surface of the earth for eternity.
Alas! The honest ones are few in number,
Yet vigorous they are to make the world a place, better.
They say the depressed are less likely to lie
I lie on my back each night
Naked
In fear that my day will never come
But my day will come.
These are not one in the same.
I can only hope that one day will come before the other
Tomorrow is yesterday
So all days are forever.
I am Honest Abe
And I am able to admit
That I'm not happy.
Honesty sits like the carriage
swinging gently side to side,
hanging beneath a hot air balloon.
Only this balloon is alive,
and pumping with hot blood.
An honest person at the controls
will skip sleep to pull that cord
all the night through to get his
carriage over the steep mountains.
At the same time, an honest person
would admit they had met their limit,
and find a quiet beach to land upon.
For a good while each resting place
is temporary, because who knows
what’s over the next hill?
Perhaps one day you will find your
perfect place to rest and settle.
Until then, keep an honest heart
to carry you, and perhaps a passenger
or two, gently over the Everest
that may prove to be the last.
Until finally, you crest over and down
into the bountiful warm windward
side of the towering sleeping giants.
But maybe you’re an explorer
and you’ll just keep going,
and that’s not a bad idea at all.
I was a distillery once
Extracting aesthetics and experiences
Some who tasted thought the distillates were sweet
So distinct
And some thought it was too inflammable
But for me it grew toxic
And I abandoned my spirits for another place
Where am I now
What do I do
I am no longer a distillery
The grounds were sold to a different owner
And he tore down my distillery
Pays me in cartridges every month
Besides those I am on a raw diet
I love the wholesome taste of fibrous thoughts
They take their time to pass through
And leach out some of my heat
Someday I will find an engine to plug in to
That produces for people besides me
Till then I must decide
How will I remember my distillery