|
1001 |
I kicked George Costanza's ass |
Poem |
|
141 |
18 years ago |
|
1002 |
Deer hunting |
Poem |
|
154 |
18 years ago |
|
1003 |
Perseverance |
Poem |
|
135 |
18 years ago |
|
1004 |
Strawberries |
Poem |
|
136 |
18 years ago |
|
1005 |
Every moment should be treasured |
Poem |
|
139 |
18 years ago |
|
1006 |
Garfield |
Poem |
|
158 |
18 years ago |
|
1007 |
Doll |
Poem |
|
130 |
18 years ago |
|
1008 |
Ace up my sleeve |
Poem |
|
147 |
18 years ago |
|
1009 |
Statutory rape |
Poem |
|
128 |
18 years ago |
|
1010 |
I'll put her on a pedestal |
Poem |
|
137 |
18 years ago |
|
1011 |
Womanhood |
Poem |
|
138 |
18 years ago |
|
1012 |
Keep them coming |
Poem |
|
125 |
18 years ago |
|
1013 |
Crucified |
Poem |
|
179 |
18 years ago |
|
1014 |
Six days |
Poem |
|
210 |
18 years ago |
|
1015 |
Great Granddad |
Poem |
|
217 |
18 years ago |
|
1016 |
Perverts |
Poem |
|
243 |
18 years ago |
|
1017 |
Egged |
Poem |
|
352 |
18 years ago |
|
1018 |
Always wear a helmet |
Poem |
|
237 |
18 years ago |
|
1019 |
Jesus will enrich your life |
Poem |
|
245 |
18 years ago |
|
1020 |
The leaves are falling from the trees |
Poem |
|
247 |
18 years ago |
|
1021 |
Say it, not spray it |
Poem |
|
137 |
18 years ago |
|
1022 |
The pen is mightier than the sword |
Poem |
|
130 |
18 years ago |
|
1023 |
What women want |
Poem |
|
153 |
18 years ago |
|
1024 |
The bomb |
Poem |
|
130 |
18 years ago |
|
1025 |
Bulimia |
Poem |
|
133 |
18 years ago |
|
1026 |
It was like listening to music |
Poem |
|
134 |
18 years ago |
|
1027 |
He burned my bacon |
Poem |
|
123 |
18 years ago |
|
1028 |
A sore loser |
Poem |
|
143 |
18 years ago |
|
1029 |
Please feed my daughter |
Poem |
|
129 |
18 years ago |
|
1030 |
Why do people think I'm dumb? |
Poem |
|
146 |
18 years ago |
|
1031 |
I snapped |
Poem |
|
138 |
18 years ago |
|
1032 |
You always treat my brother better |
Poem |
|
145 |
18 years ago |
|
1033 |
The black cat |
Poem |
|
154 |
18 years ago |
|
1034 |
The remote |
Poem |
|
134 |
18 years ago |
|
1035 |
Yuck! |
Poem |
|
146 |
18 years ago |
|
1036 |
That damn two cents! |
Poem |
|
138 |
18 years ago |
|
1037 |
Wedding dress |
Poem |
|
129 |
18 years ago |
|
1038 |
Your days of abusing him are going to stop |
Poem |
|
138 |
18 years ago |
|
1039 |
A spring got stuck up his ass |
Poem |
|
145 |
18 years ago |
|
1040 |
CIA |
Poem |
|
211 |
18 years ago |
|
1041 |
It cuts deep |
Poem |
|
239 |
18 years ago |
|
1042 |
So easy a caveman can do it Part 3 |
Poem |
|
239 |
18 years ago |
|
1043 |
Go straight to Hell |
Poem |
|
243 |
18 years ago |
|
1044 |
I ate that roach |
Poem |
|
271 |
18 years ago |
|
1045 |
Shut the damn door! |
Poem |
|
253 |
18 years ago |
|
1046 |
My guilt |
Poem |
|
245 |
18 years ago |
|
1047 |
PBS kicked my ass |
Poem |
|
237 |
18 years ago |
|
1048 |
Married more times than Elizabeth Taylor |
Poem |
|
235 |
18 years ago |
|
1049 |
Elmer Fudd shot me |
Poem |
|
164 |
18 years ago |
|
1050 |
V8 |
Poem |
|
142 |
18 years ago |
|
1051 |
Service without a smile |
Poem |
|
146 |
18 years ago |
|
1052 |
He took a toke |
Poem |
|
148 |
18 years ago |
|
1053 |
Tea & A |
Poem |
|
142 |
18 years ago |
|
1054 |
I hit a student |
Poem |
|
154 |
18 years ago |
|
1055 |
Butter and eggs |
Poem |
|
142 |
18 years ago |
|
1056 |
Let go of your hate |
Poem |
|
159 |
18 years ago |
|
1057 |
Not a stud |
Poem |
|
143 |
18 years ago |
|
1058 |
72 hours |
Poem |
|
125 |
18 years ago |
|
1059 |
That dreaded call |
Poem |
|
134 |
18 years ago |
|
1060 |
Pretty damn old |
Poem |
|
144 |
18 years ago |
|
1061 |
Uglier than sin |
Poem |
|
129 |
18 years ago |
|
1062 |
Antique refrigerator |
Poem |
|
136 |
18 years ago |
|
1063 |
I slept with Daffy Duck |
Poem |
|
136 |
18 years ago |
|
1064 |
It's not a dress |
Poem |
|
149 |
18 years ago |
|
1065 |
You have angered me |
Poem |
|
166 |
18 years ago |
|
1066 |
The bridge |
Poem |
|
126 |
18 years ago |
|
1067 |
I'm eating crow |
Poem |
|
166 |
18 years ago |
|
1068 |
I believe in love a little less each day |
Poem |
|
171 |
18 years ago |
|
1069 |
Get off the damn phone! |
Poem |
|
177 |
18 years ago |
|
1070 |
Apple pie |
Poem |
|
263 |
18 years ago |
|
1071 |
You're not fit to wear that badge |
Poem |
|
214 |
18 years ago |
|
1072 |
His final breath |
Poem |
|
233 |
18 years ago |
|
1073 |
I voted against Phil Bredesen |
Poem |
|
232 |
18 years ago |
|
1074 |
I'm Eric Cartman's father |
Poem |
|
226 |
18 years ago |
|
1075 |
Bumble Bee |
Poem |
|
260 |
18 years ago |
|
1076 |
KFC |
Poem |
|
136 |
18 years ago |
|
1077 |
He should've hired a professional |
Poem |
|
149 |
18 years ago |
|
1078 |
Snuff |
Poem |
|
152 |
18 years ago |
|
1079 |
I give new meaning to the word nerd |
Poem |
|
141 |
18 years ago |
|
1080 |
Tortured |
Poem |
|
154 |
18 years ago |
|
1081 |
Flat foot |
Poem |
|
138 |
18 years ago |
|
1082 |
I'm at the end of my rope |
Poem |
|
141 |
18 years ago |
|
1083 |
I met God |
Poem |
|
130 |
18 years ago |
|
1084 |
I love rattlesnake |
Poem |
|
147 |
18 years ago |
|
1085 |
Road hog |
Poem |
|
128 |
18 years ago |
|
1086 |
You're living high on the hog |
Poem |
|
141 |
18 years ago |
|
1087 |
I've paid for those beatings I gave you |
Poem |
|
146 |
18 years ago |
|
1088 |
Pay for your own repairs! |
Poem |
|
143 |
18 years ago |
|
1089 |
My wife is a hooker |
Poem |
|
170 |
18 years ago |
|
1090 |
Only a monster could do that |
Poem |
|
144 |
18 years ago |
|
1091 |
F |
Poem |
|
128 |
18 years ago |
|
1092 |
I'll send you straight to Hell |
Poem |
|
172 |
18 years ago |
|
1093 |
Worship God |
Poem |
|
245 |
18 years ago |
|
1094 |
Princess Diana |
Poem |
|
260 |
18 years ago |
|
1095 |
Keep your eyes on the damn road! |
Poem |
|
254 |
18 years ago |
|
1096 |
People must be saved by Jesus |
Poem |
|
251 |
18 years ago |
|
1097 |
God loves everybody |
Poem |
|
257 |
18 years ago |
|
1098 |
Very hairy lady |
Poem |
|
277 |
18 years ago |
|
1099 |
Rape is wrong |
Poem |
|
241 |
18 years ago |
|
1100 |
Motel |
Poem |
|
276 |
18 years ago |
|
1101 |
You'd better stop stealing! |
Poem |
|
119 |
18 years ago |
|
1102 |
Homeless and alone |
Poem |
|
147 |
18 years ago |
|
1103 |
Miraculous |
Poem |
|
144 |
18 years ago |
|
1104 |
Greatness of the Lord |
Poem |
|
148 |
18 years ago |
|
1105 |
OUCH! |
Poem |
|
131 |
18 years ago |
|
1106 |
Rejection |
Poem |
|
123 |
18 years ago |
|
1107 |
Forbidden fruit |
Poem |
|
156 |
18 years ago |
|
1108 |
God is number one |
Poem |
|
123 |
18 years ago |
|
1109 |
Jesus was the greatest man who ever lived |
Poem |
|
143 |
18 years ago |
|
1110 |
The wrong finger |
Poem |
|
148 |
18 years ago |
|
1111 |
Bitten |
Poem |
|
136 |
18 years ago |
|
1112 |
Got milk? |
Poem |
|
138 |
18 years ago |
|
1113 |
I shot my dog |
Poem |
|
135 |
18 years ago |
|
1114 |
Fast food lawsuit |
Poem |
|
145 |
18 years ago |
|
1115 |
Transvestite |
Poem |
|
153 |
18 years ago |
|
1116 |
I just pulled the plug |
Poem |
|
125 |
18 years ago |
|
1117 |
I can't smile |
Poem |
|
151 |
18 years ago |
|
1118 |
Festus |
Poem |
|
171 |
18 years ago |
|
1119 |
Sam Kinison |
Poem |
|
151 |
18 years ago |
|
1120 |
To err is human |
Poem |
|
141 |
18 years ago |
|
1121 |
Stop putting yourself down! |
Poem |
|
163 |
18 years ago |
|
1122 |
Sometimes I feel like screaming |
Poem |
|
269 |
18 years ago |
|
1123 |
Driving over a cliff |
Poem |
|
237 |
18 years ago |
|
1124 |
I'm doomed to be in misery |
Poem |
|
257 |
18 years ago |
|
1125 |
I'll be there to hold your hand |
Poem |
|
235 |
18 years ago |
|
1126 |
Thunder and lightning |
Poem |
|
246 |
18 years ago |
|
1127 |
I want more caviar |
Poem |
|
276 |
18 years ago |
|
1128 |
You made your bed, now you can lie in it |
Poem |
|
146 |
18 years ago |
|
1129 |
Stuck together |
Poem |
|
191 |
18 years ago |
|
1130 |
Jacqueline Hill |
Poem |
|
138 |
18 years ago |
|
1131 |
May 28, 1990 |
Poem |
|
128 |
18 years ago |
|
1132 |
Barry |
Poem |
|
154 |
18 years ago |
|
1133 |
Suck my balls Part 3 |
Poem |
|
128 |
18 years ago |
|
1134 |
Watermelon slices |
Poem |
|
123 |
18 years ago |
|
1135 |
The bitterness of life |
Poem |
|
142 |
18 years ago |
|
1136 |
Goodbye Gwynne |
Poem |
|
130 |
18 years ago |
|
1137 |
Broke |
Poem |
|
143 |
18 years ago |
|
1138 |
Goodbye Mister Sutton |
Poem |
|
133 |
18 years ago |
|
1139 |
That pounding |
Poem |
|
169 |
18 years ago |
|
1140 |
How to get dumped |
Poem |
|
135 |
18 years ago |
|
1141 |
I kicked Al Gore's ass |
Poem |
|
148 |
18 years ago |
|
1142 |
I am man, hear me roar! |
Poem |
|
144 |
18 years ago |
|
1143 |
Spiked |
Poem |
|
148 |
18 years ago |
|
1144 |
Fuck you |
Poem |
|
158 |
18 years ago |
|
1145 |
I'm suing the doctor who delivered me |
Poem |
|
137 |
18 years ago |
|
1146 |
Mount Rushmore |
Poem |
|
135 |
18 years ago |
|
1147 |
Five finger discount |
Poem |
|
151 |
18 years ago |
|
1148 |
That's not rape |
Poem |
|
173 |
18 years ago |
|
1149 |
Washington |
Poem |
|
144 |
18 years ago |
|
1150 |
That damn dog |
Poem |
|
156 |
18 years ago |
|
1151 |
Obi-Wan has taught you well |
Poem |
|
140 |
18 years ago |
|
1152 |
Jim Varney |
Poem |
|
218 |
18 years ago |
|
1153 |
Swastika |
Poem |
|
255 |
18 years ago |
|
1154 |
My cat |
Poem |
|
249 |
18 years ago |
|
1155 |
Freak |
Poem |
|
244 |
18 years ago |
|
1156 |
My father |
Poem |
|
249 |
18 years ago |
|
1157 |
You killed my son's cat |
Poem |
|
282 |
18 years ago |
|
1158 |
Don Adams |
Poem |
|
133 |
18 years ago |
|
1159 |
Old video game systems |
Poem |
|
156 |
18 years ago |
|
1160 |
The final embrace |
Poem |
|
140 |
18 years ago |
|
1161 |
Larry Fine |
Poem |
|
142 |
18 years ago |
|
1162 |
A bird shit in my hair |
Poem |
|
154 |
18 years ago |
|
1163 |
Selena |
Poem |
|
125 |
18 years ago |
|
1164 |
Many doors are closed |
Poem |
|
131 |
18 years ago |
|
1165 |
That damn principal |
Poem |
|
120 |
18 years ago |
|
1166 |
I'm Spider-man |
Poem |
|
150 |
18 years ago |
|
1167 |
I married my sister |
Poem |
|
250 |
18 years ago |
|
1168 |
I'm going to fuck you up |
Poem |
|
166 |
18 years ago |
|
1169 |
Crybaby |
Poem |
|
128 |
18 years ago |
|
1170 |
God will make you pay |
Poem |
|
123 |
18 years ago |
|
1171 |
God rewards those who do good |
Poem |
|
130 |
18 years ago |
|
1172 |
Breast feeding |
Poem |
|
122 |
18 years ago |
|
1173 |
I testified against a mother fucker |
Poem |
|
136 |
18 years ago |
|
1174 |
Ambulance sirens |
Poem |
|
117 |
18 years ago |
|
1175 |
Nothing can bring them back |
Poem |
|
147 |
18 years ago |
|
1176 |
My mortality |
Poem |
|
140 |
18 years ago |
|
1177 |
Lost |
Poem |
|
132 |
18 years ago |
|
1178 |
Five star restaurant |
Poem |
|
140 |
18 years ago |
|
1179 |
The Babysitter |
Poem |
|
124 |
18 years ago |
|
1180 |
P.O.W. |
Poem |
|
127 |
18 years ago |
|
1181 |
The Train |
Poem |
|
139 |
18 years ago |
|
1182 |
You're a dirty rat |
Poem |
|
240 |
18 years ago |
|
1183 |
You raped my pig |
Poem |
|
262 |
18 years ago |
|
1184 |
Cat the Bounty Hunter |
Poem |
|
223 |
18 years ago |
|
1185 |
I committed murder |
Poem |
|
224 |
18 years ago |
|
1186 |
Jimmy |
Poem |
|
245 |
18 years ago |
|
1187 |
April fools' |
Poem |
|
240 |
18 years ago |
|
1188 |
Farley Forever |
Poem |
|
142 |
18 years ago |
|
1189 |
She murdered her parents |
Poem |
|
143 |
18 years ago |
|
1190 |
Stuck! |
Poem |
|
144 |
18 years ago |
|
1191 |
I'm not bigfoot! |
Poem |
|
168 |
18 years ago |
|
1192 |
A child's attack |
Poem |
|
152 |
18 years ago |
|
1193 |
Go to Hell |
Poem |
|
130 |
18 years ago |
|
1194 |
You cheated on my brother |
Poem |
|
156 |
18 years ago |
|
1195 |
I wish I was a robot |
Poem |
|
145 |
18 years ago |
|
1196 |
Biggest mouth in the south |
Poem |
|
137 |
18 years ago |
|
1197 |
Cross burner |
Poem |
|
141 |
18 years ago |
|
1198 |
Kiss my ass |
Poem |
|
166 |
18 years ago |
|
1199 |
I'm a little person |
Poem |
|
137 |
18 years ago |
|
1200 |
I'm Ted Bundy's son |
Poem |
|
147 |
18 years ago |
|
1201 |
May-December |
Poem |
|
145 |
18 years ago |
|
1202 |
The scholar |
Poem |
|
144 |
18 years ago |
|
1203 |
A sad and tragic death |
Poem |
|
125 |
18 years ago |
|
1204 |
A 94 year old woman kicked my ass |
Poem |
|
162 |
18 years ago |
|
1205 |
He held his son's lifeless body |
Poem |
|
127 |
18 years ago |
|
1206 |
He grabbed her hooters |
Poem |
|
154 |
18 years ago |
|
1207 |
Those damn pigs feet |
Poem |
|
133 |
18 years ago |
|
1208 |
Blackmail |
Poem |
|
148 |
18 years ago |
|
1209 |
Cousins in love |
Poem |
|
254 |
18 years ago |
|
1210 |
Coma |
Poem |
|
154 |
18 years ago |
|
1211 |
Switching brains |
Poem |
|
133 |
18 years ago |
|
1212 |
John Inman |
Poem |
|
149 |
18 years ago |
|
1213 |
Please don't put me to sleep |
Poem |
|
166 |
18 years ago |
|
1214 |
I robbed a liquor store |
Poem |
|
151 |
18 years ago |
|
1215 |
Goodbye Robert Mitchum |
Poem |
|
272 |
18 years ago |
|
1216 |
Radiator hose |
Poem |
|
253 |
18 years ago |
|
1217 |
Bad behavior |
Poem |
|
267 |
18 years ago |
|
1218 |
It tore my heart out |
Poem |
|
279 |
18 years ago |
|
1219 |
Suck my balls Part 2 |
Poem |
|
282 |
18 years ago |
|
1220 |
Nascar driver |
Poem |
|
277 |
18 years ago |
|
1221 |
It's not fair when a child dies |
Poem |
|
129 |
18 years ago |
|
1222 |
Bixby |
Poem |
|
134 |
18 years ago |
|
1223 |
The very talented Moe |
Poem |
|
136 |
18 years ago |
|
1224 |
Christopher Reeve |
Poem |
|
159 |
18 years ago |
|
1225 |
Dad's demise |
Poem |
|
141 |
18 years ago |
|
1226 |
The one and only Curly |
Poem |
|
144 |
18 years ago |
|
1227 |
Memories of the past |
Poem |
|
124 |
18 years ago |
|
1228 |
4 A.M. |
Poem |
|
144 |
18 years ago |
|
1229 |
Old women make me horny Part 2 |
Poem |
|
143 |
18 years ago |
|
1230 |
The good samaritan |
Poem |
|
132 |
18 years ago |
|
1231 |
Old women make me horny |
Poem |
|
133 |
18 years ago |
|
1232 |
You said he should've let you die |
Poem |
|
137 |
18 years ago |
|
1233 |
Here's Johnny! |
Poem |
|
133 |
18 years ago |
|
1234 |
So easy a caveman can do it Part 2 |
Poem |
|
132 |
18 years ago |
|
1235 |
I slept with my brother's wife |
Poem |
|
126 |
18 years ago |
|
1236 |
Mistaken identity |
Poem |
|
252 |
18 years ago |
|
1237 |
You should be put in your place |
Poem |
|
168 |
18 years ago |
|
1238 |
Russian Roulette |
Poem |
|
119 |
18 years ago |
|
1239 |
Lousy drug dealers |
Poem |
|
194 |
18 years ago |
|
1240 |
Racist |
Poem |
|
204 |
18 years ago |
|
1241 |
Virgin |
Poem |
|
180 |
18 years ago |
|
1242 |
Anna Nicole |
Poem |
|
180 |
18 years ago |
|
1243 |
Revenge of the Zombie |
Poem |
|
246 |
18 years ago |
|
1244 |
My Grandpa |
Poem |
|
247 |
18 years ago |
|
1245 |
Elvis really is dead |
Poem |
|
248 |
18 years ago |
|
1246 |
Heaven |
Poem |
|
258 |
18 years ago |
|
1247 |
Human generator |
Poem |
|
276 |
18 years ago |
|
1248 |
I loathed that Saint Bernard |
Poem |
|
235 |
18 years ago |
|
1249 |
Suck my balls |
Poem |
|
267 |
18 years ago |
|
1250 |
Go take a hike |
Poem |
|
236 |
18 years ago |
