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1001 That damn two cents! Poem 122 17 years ago
1002 Wedding dress Poem 118 17 years ago
1003 Your days of abusing him are going to stop Poem 1 123 17 years ago
1004 A spring got stuck up his ass Poem 1 130 17 years ago
1005 CIA Poem 193 17 years ago
1006 It cuts deep Poem 224 17 years ago
1007 So easy a caveman can do it Part 3 Poem 222 17 years ago
1008 Go straight to Hell Poem 226 17 years ago
1009 I ate that roach Poem 251 17 years ago
1010 Shut the damn door! Poem 235 17 years ago
1011 My guilt Poem 223 17 years ago
1012 PBS kicked my ass Poem 220 17 years ago
1013 Married more times than Elizabeth Taylor Poem 221 17 years ago
1014 Elmer Fudd shot me Poem 2 150 17 years ago
1015 V8 Poem 127 17 years ago
1016 Service without a smile Poem 132 17 years ago
1017 He took a toke Poem 134 17 years ago
1018 Tea & A Poem 1 130 17 years ago
1019 I hit a student Poem 139 17 years ago
1020 Butter and eggs Poem 125 17 years ago
1021 Let go of your hate Poem 146 17 years ago
1022 Not a stud Poem 127 17 years ago
1023 72 hours Poem 111 17 years ago
1024 That dreaded call Poem 114 17 years ago
1025 Pretty damn old Poem 130 17 years ago
1026 Uglier than sin Poem 114 17 years ago
1027 Antique refrigerator Poem 1 122 17 years ago
1028 I slept with Daffy Duck Poem 121 17 years ago
1029 It's not a dress Poem 138 17 years ago
1030 You have angered me Poem 151 17 years ago
1031 The bridge Poem 113 17 years ago
1032 I'm eating crow Poem 155 17 years ago
1033 I believe in love a little less each day Poem 2 161 17 years ago
1034 Get off the damn phone! Poem 163 17 years ago
1035 Apple pie Poem 239 17 years ago
1036 You're not fit to wear that badge Poem 193 17 years ago
1037 His final breath Poem 219 17 years ago
1038 I voted against Phil Bredesen Poem 212 17 years ago
1039 I'm Eric Cartman's father Poem 211 17 years ago
1040 Bumble Bee Poem 236 17 years ago
1041 KFC Poem 123 17 years ago
1042 He should've hired a professional Poem 138 17 years ago
1043 Snuff Poem 138 17 years ago
1044 I give new meaning to the word nerd Poem 2 131 17 years ago
1045 Tortured Poem 132 17 years ago
1046 Flat foot Poem 123 17 years ago
1047 I'm at the end of my rope Poem 127 17 years ago
1048 I met God Poem 119 17 years ago
1049 I love rattlesnake Poem 131 17 years ago
1050 Road hog Poem 117 17 years ago
1051 You're living high on the hog Poem 126 17 years ago
1052 I've paid for those beatings I gave you Poem 1 121 17 years ago
1053 Pay for your own repairs! Poem 130 17 years ago
1054 My wife is a hooker Poem 158 17 years ago
1055 Only a monster could do that Poem 131 17 years ago
1056 F Poem 115 17 years ago
1057 I'll send you straight to Hell Poem 160 17 years ago
1058 Worship God Poem 227 17 years ago
1059 Princess Diana Poem 241 17 years ago
1060 Keep your eyes on the damn road! Poem 236 17 years ago
1061 People must be saved by Jesus Poem 232 17 years ago
1062 God loves everybody Poem 239 17 years ago
1063 Very hairy lady Poem 1 262 17 years ago
1064 Rape is wrong Poem 1 228 17 years ago
1065 Motel Poem 258 17 years ago
1066 You'd better stop stealing! Poem 1 107 17 years ago
1067 Homeless and alone Poem 1 124 17 years ago
1068 Miraculous Poem 130 17 years ago
1069 Greatness of the Lord Poem 132 17 years ago
1070 OUCH! Poem 117 17 years ago
1071 Rejection Poem 111 17 years ago
1072 Forbidden fruit Poem 124 17 years ago
1073 God is number one Poem 111 17 years ago
1074 Jesus was the greatest man who ever lived Poem 122 17 years ago
1075 The wrong finger Poem 138 17 years ago
1076 Bitten Poem 122 17 years ago
1077 Got milk? Poem 122 17 years ago
1078 I shot my dog Poem 118 17 years ago
1079 Fast food lawsuit Poem 130 17 years ago
1080 Transvestite Poem 138 17 years ago
1081 I just pulled the plug Poem 111 17 years ago
1082 I can't smile Poem 1 128 17 years ago
1083 Festus Poem 154 17 years ago
1084 Sam Kinison Poem 140 17 years ago
1085 To err is human Poem 121 17 years ago
1086 Stop putting yourself down! Poem 150 17 years ago
1087 Sometimes I feel like screaming Poem 1 247 17 years ago
1088 Driving over a cliff Poem 222 17 years ago
1089 I'm doomed to be in misery Poem 241 17 years ago
1090 I'll be there to hold your hand Poem 218 17 years ago
1091 Thunder and lightning Poem 1 226 17 years ago
1092 I want more caviar Poem 258 17 years ago
1093 You made your bed, now you can lie in it Poem 132 17 years ago
1094 Stuck together Poem 178 17 years ago
1095 Jacqueline Hill Poem 129 17 years ago
1096 May 28, 1990 Poem 116 17 years ago
1097 Barry Poem 137 17 years ago
1098 Suck my balls Part 3 Poem 117 17 years ago
1099 Watermelon slices Poem 112 17 years ago
1100 The bitterness of life Poem 130 17 years ago
1101 Goodbye Gwynne Poem 120 17 years ago
1102 Broke Poem 1 131 17 years ago
1103 Goodbye Mister Sutton Poem 1 125 17 years ago
1104 That pounding Poem 151 17 years ago
1105 How to get dumped Poem 121 17 years ago
1106 I kicked Al Gore's ass Poem 1 127 17 years ago
1107 I am man, hear me roar! Poem 1 130 17 years ago
1108 Spiked Poem 136 17 years ago
1109 Fuck you Poem 136 17 years ago
1110 I'm suing the doctor who delivered me Poem 2 126 17 years ago
1111 Mount Rushmore Poem 113 17 years ago
1112 Five finger discount Poem 132 17 years ago
1113 That's not rape Poem 159 17 years ago
1114 Washington Poem 134 17 years ago
1115 That damn dog Poem 142 17 years ago
1116 Obi-Wan has taught you well Poem 129 17 years ago
1117 Jim Varney Poem 205 17 years ago
1118 Swastika Poem 234 17 years ago
1119 My cat Poem 226 17 years ago
1120 Freak Poem 229 17 years ago
1121 My father Poem 221 17 years ago
1122 You killed my son's cat Poem 260 17 years ago
1123 Don Adams Poem 117 17 years ago
1124 Old video game systems Poem 2 144 17 years ago
1125 The final embrace Poem 122 17 years ago
1126 Larry Fine Poem 125 17 years ago
1127 A bird shit in my hair Poem 1 139 17 years ago
1128 Selena Poem 1 111 17 years ago
1129 Many doors are closed Poem 122 17 years ago
1130 That damn principal Poem 1 103 17 years ago
1131 I'm Spider-man Poem 134 17 years ago
1132 I married my sister Poem 237 17 years ago
1133 I'm going to fuck you up Poem 148 17 years ago
1134 Crybaby Poem 115 17 years ago
1135 God will make you pay Poem 111 17 years ago
1136 God rewards those who do good Poem 2 112 17 years ago
1137 Breast feeding Poem 113 17 years ago
1138 I testified against a mother fucker Poem 123 17 years ago
1139 Ambulance sirens Poem 106 17 years ago
1140 Nothing can bring them back Poem 136 17 years ago
1141 My mortality Poem 118 17 years ago
1142 Lost Poem 117 17 years ago
1143 Five star restaurant Poem 124 17 years ago
1144 The Babysitter Poem 1 111 17 years ago
1145 P.O.W. Poem 1 111 17 years ago
1146 The Train Poem 1 124 17 years ago
1147 You're a dirty rat Poem 218 17 years ago
1148 You raped my pig Poem 2 248 17 years ago
1149 Cat the Bounty Hunter Poem 204 18 years ago
1150 I committed murder Poem 1 208 18 years ago
1151 Jimmy Poem 226 18 years ago
1152 April fools' Poem 2 223 18 years ago
1153 Farley Forever Poem 121 18 years ago
1154 She murdered her parents Poem 126 18 years ago
1155 Stuck! Poem 129 18 years ago
1156 I'm not bigfoot! Poem 1 153 18 years ago
1157 A child's attack Poem 2 135 18 years ago
1158 Go to Hell Poem 118 18 years ago
1159 You cheated on my brother Poem 138 18 years ago
1160 I wish I was a robot Poem 132 18 years ago
1161 Biggest mouth in the south Poem 2 118 18 years ago
1162 Cross burner Poem 126 18 years ago
1163 Kiss my ass Poem 153 18 years ago
1164 I'm a little person Poem 124 18 years ago
1165 I'm Ted Bundy's son Poem 137 18 years ago
1166 May-December Poem 1 134 18 years ago
1167 The scholar Poem 1 127 18 years ago
1168 A sad and tragic death Poem 1 110 18 years ago
1169 A 94 year old woman kicked my ass Poem 1 145 18 years ago
1170 He held his son's lifeless body Poem 114 18 years ago
1171 He grabbed her hooters Poem 143 18 years ago
1172 Those damn pigs feet Poem 121 18 years ago
1173 Blackmail Poem 132 18 years ago
1174 Cousins in love Poem 241 18 years ago
1175 Coma Poem 138 18 years ago
1176 Switching brains Poem 3 117 18 years ago
1177 John Inman Poem 133 18 years ago
1178 Please don't put me to sleep Poem 1 149 18 years ago
1179 I robbed a liquor store Poem 135 18 years ago
1180 Goodbye Robert Mitchum Poem 256 18 years ago
1181 Radiator hose Poem 239 18 years ago
1182 Bad behavior Poem 251 18 years ago
1183 It tore my heart out Poem 1 262 18 years ago
1184 Suck my balls Part 2 Poem 261 18 years ago
1185 Nascar driver Poem 261 18 years ago
1186 It's not fair when a child dies Poem 107 18 years ago
1187 Bixby Poem 124 18 years ago
1188 The very talented Moe Poem 128 18 years ago
1189 Christopher Reeve Poem 149 18 years ago
1190 Dad's demise Poem 127 18 years ago
1191 The one and only Curly Poem 136 18 years ago
1192 Memories of the past Poem 111 18 years ago
1193 4 A.M. Poem 132 18 years ago
1194 Old women make me horny Part 2 Poem 128 18 years ago
1195 The good samaritan Poem 109 18 years ago
1196 Old women make me horny Poem 124 18 years ago
1197 You said he should've let you die Poem 120 18 years ago
1198 Here's Johnny! Poem 116 18 years ago
1199 So easy a caveman can do it Part 2 Poem 118 18 years ago
1200 I slept with my brother's wife Poem 1 112 18 years ago
1201 Mistaken identity Poem 231 18 years ago
1202 You should be put in your place Poem 1 153 18 years ago
1203 Russian Roulette Poem 1 104 18 years ago
1204 Lousy drug dealers Poem 183 18 years ago
1205 Racist Poem 193 18 years ago
1206 Virgin Poem 162 18 years ago
1207 Anna Nicole Poem 169 18 years ago
1208 Revenge of the Zombie Poem 227 18 years ago
1209 My Grandpa Poem 234 18 years ago
1210 Elvis really is dead Poem 234 18 years ago
1211 Heaven Poem 243 18 years ago
1212 Human generator Poem 259 18 years ago
1213 I loathed that Saint Bernard Poem 220 18 years ago
1214 Suck my balls Poem 253 18 years ago
1215 Go take a hike Poem 225 18 years ago
1216 Father and son Poem 225 18 years ago
1217 Get out of my house you bum!! Poem 139 18 years ago
1218 Floyd the barber Poem 146 18 years ago
1219 Son of a bitch Poem 131 18 years ago
1220 Don't have the special! Poem 132 18 years ago
1221 Don't judge a book by its cover Poem 150 18 years ago
1222 Those darn Ebayers!! Poem 127 18 years ago
1223 No more nature!! Poem 146 18 years ago
1224 Ferguson Poem 135 18 years ago
1225 Erin Moran and Stephanie Weir kicked my ass Poem 210 18 years ago
1226 Give life a chance Poem 139 18 years ago
1227 George Bush has a tiny wiener Poem 140 18 years ago
1228 Married with children Poem 145 18 years ago
1229 Thank God Poem 116 18 years ago
1230 He fell to his death Poem 116 18 years ago
1231 I puked on George Bush Poem 4 172 18 years ago
1232 My wife is a vegetarian Poem 141 18 years ago
1233 New Coke Poem 146 18 years ago
1234 I hate guns!! Poem 135 18 years ago
1235 Lily Munster Poem 130 18 years ago
1236 Addicted to gambling Poem 111 18 years ago
1237 Our vows meant nothing to her Poem 112 18 years ago
1238 The scream Poem 127 18 years ago
1239 You touched me down there Poem 224 18 years ago
1240 I killed a teenage boy Poem 1 215 18 years ago
1241 So easy a caveman can do it Poem 234 18 years ago
1242 I'll break my foot off in your ass Poem 268 18 years ago
1243 Picking up women Poem 234 18 years ago
1244 You hit the sauce and the floor Poem 231 18 years ago
1245 Killed by steroids Poem 1 239 18 years ago
1246 Child beater Poem 242 18 years ago
1247 McGavin Poem 256 18 years ago
1248 You seduced your student Poem 247 18 years ago
1249 End of 2006 Poem 131 18 years ago
1250 The love of my life is gone forever Poem 143 18 years ago