Stuck together

My wiener is long and it's thick.

Many men envy the size of my dick.

My girlfriend and I went to a motel to fuck.

When we got through, I learned that I'm stuck.



My wiener is stuck in her vagina and I can't get it out.

It makes me so mad that I'm starting to shout.

We're still stuck together and we're like this wherever we go.

I ask people to stop laughing but they always say no.



When my boss saw that my wiener is stuck in her vagina, he decided to fire me.

I keep looking for work but because of this incident, nobody will hire me.

I want to get unstuck before it gets worse.

Many people think that my dick is a blessing but it's really a curse.

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This is a fictional poem

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