I should've known from the start that something wasn't right.
Last year I accidentally dated a transvestite.
I thought it was odd that this chick was so hairy.
I dumped this person who I was going to marry.
When I saw him in the shower, it shocked the hell out of me.
I saw things that no man should see.
When I saw him naked, it made me nauseous.
When I date somebody else, I'm going to be more cautious.
I've been scarred for life, you have no idea what I've been put through.
Don't laugh, the same thing might happen to you.