I ate that roach

Last week I tried to get out of paying for a meal.

But when it backfired, I became quite ill.

I put a dead roach in the plate right after the waiter brought the food.

It would've been better if I had put the roach in the plate when I was through.

When I realized that I ate it, I refunded my lunch.

While I was eating, I wondered what made that loud crunch.

I made a decision after I ate at that bar and grill.

I'll never again try to get out of paying for a meal.

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This is a fictional poem

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