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I'm suing the doctor who delivered me in 1971.

He'll have to file for bankruptcy when I'm done.

I'm suing him because he spanked me.

When I take all of his money, he won't thank me.

I don't remember but that spanking probably hurt.

He had his hand on my butt so he must be a pervert.

The doctor is very unhappy because he's being sued.

My mom says I'm a moron who has no gratitude.

Everybody I talk to calls me a dummy.

I may be stupid but at least I'll have money.