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I testified against a mother fucker
I went to court a few days ago and testified against a trucker.
He gave me the bird as I testified so I called him a mother fucker.
The judge told me not to say anymore obscenities or he'd charge me with contempt.
I wasn't afraid of that pussy because I thought he was a wimp.
He said he'd fine me five hundred dollars and put me in jail too.
I looked at the judge and I said "Fuck you."
He locked me up with prisoners who smell and look like apes.
I dropped my soap in the shower yesterday and I got raped.
I want out, I can't stand being in here with these smelly men.
If I ever have to go back to court, I'll never mess with that judge again.
