Old video game systems

My son asked me for a video game system so I gave him my old Atari.

When he kicked me in the nuts, I sure was sorry.

Last week I bought him an Intellivision.

That turned out not to be a good decision.

He taped a cherry bomb to my balls while I was sleeping.

The tremendous pain woke me up and I started weeping.

Yesterday I bought him a Colecovision and it was something that I'd regret.

He posted pictures of my tiny wiener on the internet.

Today I bought him what he wanted, a Playstation 3.

I'm glad that I bought it because there's no telling what else he would've done to me.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is a fictional poem

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Ruth Lovejoy's picture

Even though this is fictional,my view is kids play too dam many hand held games and computer games today. They don't know social interactive skills and rarely play outside these days. This mechanized age had developed more of the "me" attitude and selfishness and greed then anything I can think of. You bring it to light in your piece...

yellowspecks's picture

Lol funny peice. Rae