Biggest mouth in the south

My mother-in-law has the biggest mouth in the south.

She keeps talking and she won't shut her mouth.

My remote control can mute my TV, I wish it could mute her as well.

Living in the same house with her is like living in hell.

She has the temper of a bull and the face of a sow.

She eats all of our food and she's as big as a cow.

She criticizes me everyday and that's not fair.

Every time she takes a seat, she breaks the chair.

Yesterday I shaved my head because the bitch gave me lice.

I'll give you anything if you can get her to leave, you just name the price.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is a fictional poem

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Ruth Lovejoy's picture

really funny

Who_ Gives_a_dam's picture

I can't get enough of your "mother-in-law" sequels.
Keep them coming!