Tea & A

When I went to a cafe, it really made my day.

Five young ladies work there, I was surrounded by T & A.

The ladies served me tea and they weren't wearing tops.

When I saw this, my heart damn nearly stopped.

Thos topless ladies give pleasure to a lot of men.

But if my wife finds out, I won't ever pee standing up again.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I got the idea for this fictional poem from MAD TV.

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Hysterical I love it!