|
751 |
God is the best! |
Poem |
|
123 |
16 years ago |
|
752 |
These damn laxatives |
Poem |
|
135 |
16 years ago |
|
753 |
Elevator shaft |
Poem |
|
143 |
16 years ago |
|
754 |
Cuckoo for cocoa puffs |
Poem |
|
141 |
16 years ago |
|
755 |
Lindsay Lohan sucks! |
Poem |
|
131 |
16 years ago |
|
756 |
I gave you a twenty |
Poem |
|
166 |
16 years ago |
|
757 |
Shave your damn legs! |
Poem |
|
151 |
16 years ago |
|
758 |
Ida |
Poem |
|
112 |
16 years ago |
|
759 |
Carrie Fisher |
Poem |
|
220 |
16 years ago |
|
760 |
Silver lining |
Poem |
|
114 |
16 years ago |
|
761 |
I had to pay with my life |
Poem |
|
111 |
16 years ago |
|
762 |
Bob Hope |
Poem |
|
120 |
16 years ago |
|
763 |
Penny and Brain |
Poem |
|
151 |
16 years ago |
|
764 |
Batgirl raped me |
Poem |
|
270 |
16 years ago |
|
765 |
Frozen tongue |
Poem |
|
173 |
16 years ago |
|
766 |
Gore was cheated |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
|
767 |
Drink and drive |
Poem |
|
119 |
16 years ago |
|
768 |
It's not Karma, it's God |
Poem |
|
151 |
16 years ago |
|
769 |
Goodbye Michael Wisher |
Poem |
|
238 |
16 years ago |
|
770 |
Korman |
Poem |
|
148 |
16 years ago |
|
771 |
He looka like a man |
Poem |
|
150 |
16 years ago |
|
772 |
God has been good to me |
Poem |
|
125 |
16 years ago |
|
773 |
Stratford Johns |
Poem |
|
125 |
16 years ago |
|
774 |
Miserable little brat |
Poem |
|
137 |
16 years ago |
|
775 |
That damn Trix Rabbit |
Poem |
|
138 |
16 years ago |
|
776 |
Hey, that's my pickle! |
Poem |
|
147 |
16 years ago |
|
777 |
A1 yeah, it's that important |
Poem |
|
143 |
16 years ago |
|
778 |
Kentucky's voting day |
Poem |
|
128 |
16 years ago |
|
779 |
Begala's insult |
Poem |
|
126 |
16 years ago |
|
780 |
The Lone Ranger |
Poem |
|
121 |
16 years ago |
|
781 |
Handicapped |
Poem |
|
125 |
16 years ago |
|
782 |
Sick twisted revenge |
Poem |
|
105 |
16 years ago |
|
783 |
Hanna-Barbera |
Poem |
|
134 |
16 years ago |
|
784 |
I shot Yogi Bear |
Poem |
|
233 |
16 years ago |
|
785 |
Gas prices |
Poem |
|
285 |
16 years ago |
|
786 |
You're on the run |
Poem |
|
235 |
16 years ago |
|
787 |
America wants to hear your voice 'Revised Edition' |
Poem |
|
219 |
16 years ago |
|
788 |
You took a dump in my pool |
Poem |
|
140 |
16 years ago |
|
789 |
April 29, 1988 |
Poem |
|
131 |
16 years ago |
|
790 |
America wants to hear your voice |
Poem |
|
112 |
16 years ago |
|
791 |
On the run |
Poem |
|
120 |
16 years ago |
|
792 |
Returning food |
Poem |
|
126 |
16 years ago |
|
793 |
Holy crap |
Poem |
|
122 |
16 years ago |
|
794 |
Blunderdog |
Poem |
|
120 |
16 years ago |
|
795 |
Faith and prayers |
Poem |
|
126 |
16 years ago |
|
796 |
Bush |
Poem |
|
141 |
16 years ago |
|
797 |
Your grave was slowly being dug |
Poem |
|
110 |
16 years ago |
|
798 |
Ex-best friends |
Poem |
|
116 |
16 years ago |
|
799 |
Womanizer |
Poem |
|
133 |
16 years ago |
|
800 |
My wife is an alien |
Poem |
|
113 |
16 years ago |
|
801 |
Sculpture of Jesus |
Poem |
|
145 |
16 years ago |
|
802 |
Polly wants your mama's sweet ass |
Poem |
|
137 |
16 years ago |
|
803 |
Put on a damn blouse! |
Poem |
|
132 |
16 years ago |
|
804 |
You think you can do no wrong |
Poem |
|
137 |
16 years ago |
|
805 |
Burned alive |
Poem |
|
127 |
16 years ago |
|
806 |
Tossed my cookies |
Poem |
|
118 |
16 years ago |
|
807 |
That poor cat |
Poem |
|
141 |
16 years ago |
|
808 |
What I did was evil |
Poem |
|
112 |
16 years ago |
|
809 |
Stop laughing at me |
Poem |
|
112 |
16 years ago |
|
810 |
When the sun rises |
Poem |
|
105 |
16 years ago |
|
811 |
There's nothing left of him |
Poem |
|
119 |
16 years ago |
|
812 |
Brother |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
|
813 |
This isn't a library |
Poem |
|
127 |
16 years ago |
|
814 |
Taxi driver |
Poem |
|
224 |
16 years ago |
|
815 |
Pennsylvania's voting day |
Poem |
|
220 |
16 years ago |
|
816 |
Henson Histeria |
Poem |
|
226 |
16 years ago |
|
817 |
I'm going to tell my daddy on you |
Poem |
|
198 |
16 years ago |
|
818 |
Neglectful father |
Poem |
|
190 |
16 years ago |
|
819 |
If you want to succeed |
Poem |
|
172 |
16 years ago |
|
820 |
You are my flesh and blood |
Poem |
|
136 |
16 years ago |
|
821 |
I believe in you |
Poem |
|
138 |
16 years ago |
|
822 |
A load of bull |
Poem |
|
143 |
16 years ago |
|
823 |
I'm going to straighten up |
Poem |
|
135 |
16 years ago |
|
824 |
You only live once |
Poem |
|
148 |
16 years ago |
|
825 |
This damn television |
Poem |
|
153 |
16 years ago |
|
826 |
Pepe Le Pew raped my cat |
Poem |
|
144 |
16 years ago |
|
827 |
The cable is out again |
Poem |
|
152 |
16 years ago |
|
828 |
To suffer and bleed in Iraq |
Poem |
|
138 |
16 years ago |
|
829 |
Saint Patrick's Day |
Poem |
|
135 |
16 years ago |
|
830 |
Ricky Ricardo kicked my ass |
Poem |
|
130 |
16 years ago |
|
831 |
Records are making a comeback |
Poem |
|
168 |
16 years ago |
|
832 |
Sucking that cow's teats |
Poem |
|
170 |
16 years ago |
|
833 |
Frog |
Poem |
|
213 |
16 years ago |
|
834 |
The kitchen sink |
Poem |
|
233 |
16 years ago |
|
835 |
Mississippi's Voting Day |
Poem |
|
170 |
16 years ago |
|
836 |
Fragile |
Poem |
|
204 |
16 years ago |
|
837 |
Batman |
Poem |
|
177 |
16 years ago |
|
838 |
44 magnum |
Poem |
|
181 |
16 years ago |
|
839 |
Buster was the best |
Poem |
|
340 |
16 years ago |
|
840 |
A cop's revenge |
Poem |
|
387 |
16 years ago |
|
841 |
Childbirth |
Poem |
|
311 |
16 years ago |
|
842 |
Maximum security prison |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
|
843 |
School isn't something that I'd repeat |
Poem |
|
117 |
16 years ago |
|
844 |
That damn mohel! |
Poem |
|
120 |
16 years ago |
|
845 |
I don't need a babysitter! |
Poem |
|
136 |
16 years ago |
|
846 |
Candy bar |
Poem |
|
139 |
16 years ago |
|
847 |
That damn clown! |
Poem |
|
117 |
16 years ago |
|
848 |
You gave a little boy a joint |
Poem |
|
117 |
16 years ago |
|
849 |
Our son |
Poem |
|
108 |
16 years ago |
|
850 |
Seventy-eights |
Poem |
|
119 |
16 years ago |
|
851 |
Valentine |
Poem |
|
96 |
16 years ago |
|
852 |
Scheider |
Poem |
|
101 |
16 years ago |
|
853 |
Black customers |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
|
854 |
Burger |
Poem |
|
145 |
16 years ago |
|
855 |
Morse |
Poem |
|
106 |
16 years ago |
|
856 |
You are too young to get married |
Poem |
|
112 |
16 years ago |
|
857 |
I'm being murdered |
Poem |
|
113 |
16 years ago |
|
858 |
The day the little boy drowned |
Poem |
|
223 |
16 years ago |
|
859 |
I like black people |
Poem |
|
211 |
16 years ago |
|
860 |
The little boy's cat |
Poem |
|
208 |
16 years ago |
|
861 |
Black rights |
Poem |
|
210 |
16 years ago |
|
862 |
Clown shoes |
Poem |
|
223 |
16 years ago |
|
863 |
The virgin |
Poem |
|
229 |
16 years ago |
|
864 |
He shot his daughter |
Poem |
|
98 |
16 years ago |
|
865 |
Sixty |
Poem |
|
110 |
16 years ago |
|
866 |
Butterfly |
Poem |
|
102 |
16 years ago |
|
867 |
Dear John |
Poem |
|
119 |
16 years ago |
|
868 |
Monster |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
|
869 |
Cheap! |
Poem |
|
102 |
16 years ago |
|
870 |
Seed |
Poem |
|
109 |
16 years ago |
|
871 |
Burned to the ground |
Poem |
|
98 |
16 years ago |
|
872 |
Cain and Abel |
Poem |
|
98 |
16 years ago |
|
873 |
Vegetarian |
Poem |
|
128 |
16 years ago |
|
874 |
Buttermilk |
Poem |
|
120 |
16 years ago |
|
875 |
220 volt shock |
Poem |
|
117 |
16 years ago |
|
876 |
Symbol of love |
Poem |
|
110 |
16 years ago |
|
877 |
Ex-producer |
Poem |
|
134 |
16 years ago |
|
878 |
Bluto VS. Popeye |
Poem |
|
131 |
16 years ago |
|
879 |
I voted against Phil Bredesen Part 2 |
Poem |
|
111 |
16 years ago |
|
880 |
Electric Chair |
Poem |
|
121 |
16 years ago |
|
881 |
She's in labor |
Poem |
|
106 |
16 years ago |
|
882 |
Villechaize |
Poem |
|
120 |
16 years ago |
|
883 |
Dialysis |
Poem |
|
101 |
16 years ago |
|
884 |
My life is flashing before my eyes |
Poem |
|
106 |
16 years ago |
|
885 |
You might as well have cut her heart out |
Poem |
|
98 |
16 years ago |
|
886 |
Malcolm in the Middle |
Poem |
|
165 |
16 years ago |
|
887 |
DOOM |
Poem |
|
102 |
16 years ago |
|
888 |
The Loch Ness monster raped me |
Poem |
|
232 |
16 years ago |
|
889 |
Vengeful spirit |
Poem |
|
231 |
16 years ago |
|
890 |
2007 comes to an end |
Poem |
|
214 |
16 years ago |
|
891 |
Late again |
Poem |
|
117 |
16 years ago |
|
892 |
Hot dogs with chili |
Poem |
|
120 |
16 years ago |
|
893 |
How was God created? |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
|
894 |
The temptations of Christ |
Poem |
|
118 |
16 years ago |
|
895 |
Christmas came from Jesus |
Poem |
|
117 |
16 years ago |
|
896 |
I saved Christmas |
Poem |
|
110 |
16 years ago |
|
897 |
The apple of God's eye |
Poem |
|
112 |
16 years ago |
|
898 |
Third degree burns |
Poem |
|
117 |
16 years ago |
|
899 |
God's masterpieces |
Poem |
|
113 |
16 years ago |
|
900 |
Nintendo's rainchecks |
Poem |
|
105 |
16 years ago |
|
901 |
I wish I was a bird |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
|
902 |
Pancakes |
Poem |
|
163 |
16 years ago |
|
903 |
Donkey Kong Junior |
Poem |
|
103 |
16 years ago |
|
904 |
Everybody deserves a second chance |
Poem |
|
115 |
16 years ago |
|
905 |
Alvin and the Chipmunks |
Poem |
|
127 |
16 years ago |
|
906 |
If Jesus was here |
Poem |
|
108 |
16 years ago |
|
907 |
If Eve hadn't ate that apple |
Poem |
|
113 |
16 years ago |
|
908 |
Faith in the Lord |
Poem |
|
109 |
16 years ago |
|
909 |
Samson and Delilah |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
|
910 |
Thank you, God |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
|
911 |
Life isn't always fair |
Poem |
|
231 |
16 years ago |
|
912 |
Road Rash |
Poem |
|
240 |
16 years ago |
|
913 |
That damn beard! |
Poem |
|
236 |
16 years ago |
|
914 |
Turned away |
Poem |
|
220 |
16 years ago |
|
915 |
The hitchhiker |
Poem |
|
236 |
16 years ago |
|
916 |
Where's the damn mayo?! |
Poem |
|
230 |
16 years ago |
|
917 |
The stray |
Poem |
|
135 |
16 years ago |
|
918 |
Guitar Hero III:Legends of Rock |
Poem |
|
116 |
16 years ago |
|
919 |
100 dogs |
Poem |
|
105 |
16 years ago |
|
920 |
God will take care of you |
Poem |
|
114 |
16 years ago |
|
921 |
Illegal alien |
Poem |
|
96 |
17 years ago |
|
922 |
Color blind |
Poem |
|
108 |
17 years ago |
|
923 |
R U thankful? |
Poem |
|
111 |
17 years ago |
|
924 |
Nintendo Wii Part 2 |
Poem |
|
110 |
17 years ago |
|
925 |
Drag racing |
Poem |
|
113 |
17 years ago |
|
926 |
Money can't buy happiness |
Poem |
|
202 |
17 years ago |
|
927 |
The well is dry |
Poem |
|
104 |
17 years ago |
|
928 |
My dentist's revenge |
Poem |
|
122 |
17 years ago |
|
929 |
Socks |
Poem |
|
125 |
17 years ago |
|
930 |
Suspended animation |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
|
931 |
Jesus |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
|
932 |
I blew his brains out |
Poem |
|
104 |
17 years ago |
|
933 |
That's gotta hurt! |
Poem |
|
120 |
17 years ago |
|
934 |
Bubble |
Poem |
|
114 |
17 years ago |
|
935 |
It's too late |
Poem |
|
164 |
17 years ago |
|
936 |
Life is short |
Poem |
|
218 |
17 years ago |
|
937 |
40 days and 40 nights |
Poem |
|
210 |
17 years ago |
|
938 |
I kissed another girl |
Poem |
|
189 |
17 years ago |
|
939 |
You weren't delivered by a stork! |
Poem |
|
230 |
17 years ago |
|
940 |
George |
Poem |
|
221 |
17 years ago |
|
941 |
I lost a thousand bucks |
Poem |
|
221 |
17 years ago |
|
942 |
Robert Goulet |
Poem |
|
197 |
17 years ago |
|
943 |
Father-in-law |
Poem |
|
223 |
17 years ago |
|
944 |
Halloween |
Poem |
|
118 |
17 years ago |
|
945 |
Serving beer to minors |
Poem |
|
103 |
17 years ago |
|
946 |
Rocky VII |
Poem |
|
134 |
17 years ago |
|
947 |
My heart is as black as coal |
Poem |
|
117 |
17 years ago |
|
948 |
Ice Cube |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
|
949 |
Buckingham palace |
Poem |
|
115 |
17 years ago |
|
950 |
Shotgun wedding |
Poem |
|
127 |
17 years ago |
|
951 |
Full house |
Poem |
|
184 |
17 years ago |
|
952 |
I kicked George Costanza's ass |
Poem |
|
117 |
17 years ago |
|
953 |
Deer hunting |
Poem |
|
129 |
17 years ago |
|
954 |
Perseverance |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
|
955 |
Strawberries |
Poem |
|
107 |
17 years ago |
|
956 |
Every moment should be treasured |
Poem |
|
103 |
17 years ago |
|
957 |
Garfield |
Poem |
|
128 |
17 years ago |
|
958 |
Doll |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
|
959 |
Ace up my sleeve |
Poem |
|
122 |
17 years ago |
|
960 |
Statutory rape |
Poem |
|
107 |
17 years ago |
|
961 |
I'll put her on a pedestal |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
|
962 |
Womanhood |
Poem |
|
118 |
17 years ago |
|
963 |
Keep them coming |
Poem |
|
104 |
17 years ago |
|
964 |
Crucified |
Poem |
|
145 |
17 years ago |
|
965 |
Six days |
Poem |
|
175 |
17 years ago |
|
966 |
Great Granddad |
Poem |
|
183 |
17 years ago |
|
967 |
Perverts |
Poem |
|
213 |
17 years ago |
|
968 |
Egged |
Poem |
|
313 |
17 years ago |
|
969 |
Always wear a helmet |
Poem |
|
202 |
17 years ago |
|
970 |
Jesus will enrich your life |
Poem |
|
217 |
17 years ago |
|
971 |
The leaves are falling from the trees |
Poem |
|
215 |
17 years ago |
|
972 |
Say it, not spray it |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
|
973 |
The pen is mightier than the sword |
Poem |
|
107 |
17 years ago |
|
974 |
What women want |
Poem |
|
123 |
17 years ago |
|
975 |
The bomb |
Poem |
|
110 |
17 years ago |
|
976 |
Bulimia |
Poem |
|
110 |
17 years ago |
|
977 |
It was like listening to music |
Poem |
|
102 |
17 years ago |
|
978 |
He burned my bacon |
Poem |
|
96 |
17 years ago |
|
979 |
A sore loser |
Poem |
|
120 |
17 years ago |
|
980 |
Please feed my daughter |
Poem |
|
102 |
17 years ago |
|
981 |
Why do people think I'm dumb? |
Poem |
|
111 |
17 years ago |
|
982 |
I snapped |
Poem |
|
104 |
17 years ago |
|
983 |
You always treat my brother better |
Poem |
|
117 |
17 years ago |
|
984 |
The black cat |
Poem |
|
121 |
17 years ago |
|
985 |
The remote |
Poem |
|
109 |
17 years ago |
|
986 |
Yuck! |
Poem |
|
119 |
17 years ago |
|
987 |
That damn two cents! |
Poem |
|
110 |
17 years ago |
|
988 |
Wedding dress |
Poem |
|
105 |
17 years ago |
|
989 |
Your days of abusing him are going to stop |
Poem |
|
113 |
17 years ago |
|
990 |
A spring got stuck up his ass |
Poem |
|
116 |
17 years ago |
|
991 |
CIA |
Poem |
|
180 |
17 years ago |
|
992 |
It cuts deep |
Poem |
|
210 |
17 years ago |
|
993 |
So easy a caveman can do it Part 3 |
Poem |
|
204 |
17 years ago |
|
994 |
Go straight to Hell |
Poem |
|
210 |
17 years ago |
|
995 |
I ate that roach |
Poem |
|
235 |
17 years ago |
|
996 |
Shut the damn door! |
Poem |
|
223 |
17 years ago |
|
997 |
My guilt |
Poem |
|
208 |
17 years ago |
|
998 |
PBS kicked my ass |
Poem |
|
205 |
17 years ago |
|
999 |
Married more times than Elizabeth Taylor |
Poem |
|
205 |
17 years ago |
|
1000 |
Elmer Fudd shot me |
Poem |
|
139 |
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