I give new meaning to the word nerd

Life is so hard because I'm short and ugly too.

I have big pimples and I smell worse than the animals at the zoo.

I drive a hatchback that has no torque.

Cool people always beat me up because I'm a dork.

When people learn that I'm president of the chess club, they give me the bird.

They make me miserable because I give new meaning to the word nerd.

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This is a fictional poem

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Bryan Adam Tomimbang's picture

Ha ha ha...LOL. I was once the nerd but at least I was proud of who I was then...

Ruth Lovejoy's picture

even though this is a fictional piece,if it were true, as long as you are true to yourself that is all that matters...