Fuck you

I just bought a car that's brand new.

You asked if you could have my old one for free and I said "Fuck you."

That car cost me three thousand bucks, how dare you ask me for it for free.

I'm going to kick you in the balls and you'll be sorry that you asked me.

I never give expensive things away for free, this is true.

You want my car for nothing and all I have to say is "Fuck you."

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is a fictional poem

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