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Verse 1
When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna sew,
I'm gonna sew the thread that goes along with you.
When I stitch up, yeah I know I'm gonna show,
I'm gonna show the pattern that I made for you.

Chorus
But I would sew 500 yards,
And I would sew 500 more,
Just to be the one who sewed a thousand yards
For the dress you wore.

Verse 2
When I bobbin', yes I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the one who threads the line for you.
When I cut out, yes I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the one with scissors flying true.

Chorus
But I would sew 500 yards,
And I would sew 500 more,
Just to be the one who sewed a thousand yards
For the dress you wore.

Bridge
Da-da-da-da (da-da-da-da)
Threadin' up (threadin' up!)
Da-da-da-da (da-da-da-da)
Sewin' on!

Verse 3
When I'm hemming, yeah, I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the one who makes it all for you.
When I'm pinning, yeah, I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the one who pricks a finger or two!

Yeah I'm just a fat kid

I have to admit that 

I'm just a fat ass

A junkie for junk food

Give me a meal for two

I go to the drive thru

And order the menu

Then I'll order take out

And clean their supply out

Cause I'm a really really

Really really

Really really

Fat kid

Teen girl: 'Ew, gross! That kid is so fat, he literally makes me want to gag, like seriously, look at how fat that kid is.' 

I've got double wide chins

I've got really big tits

But I'm not even a chick

I can't even see my dick

And I'm not even 10 yet

I'm just so damn bloated

I can't sit on the toilet

Without taking a huge shit

Cause I'm a really really

Really really

Really really

Fat kid

Yeah I'm just a fat ass fucking kid

Kid: 'I'm so fat that when I do jumping jacks people think there's an earthquake happening'