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I'm Gonna Sew (500 Yards) To the tune of I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)

Verse 1
When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna sew,
I'm gonna sew the thread that goes along with you.
When I stitch up, yeah I know I'm gonna show,
I'm gonna show the pattern that I made for you.

Chorus
But I would sew 500 yards,
And I would sew 500 more,
Just to be the one who sewed a thousand yards
For the dress you wore.

Verse 2
When I bobbin', yes I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the one who threads the line for you.
When I cut out, yes I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the one with scissors flying true.

Chorus
But I would sew 500 yards,
And I would sew 500 more,
Just to be the one who sewed a thousand yards
For the dress you wore.

Bridge
Da-da-da-da (da-da-da-da)
Threadin' up (threadin' up!)
Da-da-da-da (da-da-da-da)
Sewin' on!

Verse 3
When I'm hemming, yeah, I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the one who makes it all for you.
When I'm pinning, yeah, I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the one who pricks a finger or two!

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I was inspired to create this earlier from an email subject line from a fabric store that had "I would sew 500 yard and I would sew 500 more" and off I went to expand on it. Not sure I am 100% percent happy with it and I may revise this at any time but so many things to do that this will be sufficient for now. :) I also plan to just use the chorus for a t-shirt design as well since that is something else I do. If all goes well I have a design ready for sale before the end of the day.

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Fat kid

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New Lyrics
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Finished 2/3/23.

 Ok, my inspiration for this one was definitely Stephen Lynch, if you've never heard of him, I encourage you to look him up. He does stand up comedy, but with songs he writes. I would love it if he could put this to music one day. 

 

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The Siren

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Tales and Fables
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Ashes, Oh Ashes

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Just For Fun
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It started with serious intent, before devolving into comedic sprechstimme. I hope ashes_twisted doesn't take it seriously!

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Talkin To My Damn Self (In the tune of "Walkin After Midnight" by Patsy Cline)

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We all feel ignored, invisible and down right crazy at times... or is it just me??

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Nursery Rhymes
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Haha, this is one really simple nursery rhyme I created in less than 5 minutes. 

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you've had the star wars programme, this is the ice wars programme

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