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Mini-Beast of the East

By jfarrell

Solemnly we announce

That we have conclusive evidence

That the recent cold weather

Is a Russian attack!

We have known, for years,

Putin’s research into using

Satellites to manipulate the weather

And…..

We have evidence;

Here we present the video….

Putin, barechested and looking so manly,

Standing atop a mountain and blowing the clouds at us

Britain demands an explanation!

…or we’ll take away your gym membership!

We call on friends around the world (both of you)

To stand united with us.