Fat kid

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Yeah I'm just a fat kid

 

I have to admit that 

I'm just a fat ass

A junkie for junk food

Give me a meal for two

I go to the drive thru

And order the menu

Then I'll order take out

And clean their supply out

 

Cause I'm a really really

Really really

Really really

Fat kid

 

Teen girl: 'Ew, gross! That kid is so fat, he literally makes me want to gag, like seriously, look at how fat that kid is.' 

 

I've got double wide chins

I've got really big tits

But I'm not even a chick

I can't even see my dick

And I'm not even 10 yet

I'm just so damn bloated

I can't sit on the toilet

Without taking a huge shit

 

Cause I'm a really really

Really really

Really really

Fat kid

Yeah I'm just a fat ass fucking kid

 

Kid: 'I'm so fat that when I do jumping jacks people think there's an earthquake happening'

 

 

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Finished 2/3/23.

 Ok, my inspiration for this one was definitely Stephen Lynch, if you've never heard of him, I encourage you to look him up. He does stand up comedy, but with songs he writes. I would love it if he could put this to music one day. 

 

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