by Jeph Johnson 

I don't believe in horoscopes. 

For instance, 
I know several people born 
between May 21st and June 20th 
who did not share the womb 

I once had consensual sex
with someone on her birthday
in early September

But most of all, 
I just can't believe
that everyone born between 
June 21st and July 22nd 
will succumb to malignancy 
(even if they all
seem to be crabby) 

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My Horoscope told me to plan a getaway, 
posting pictures of my dream trip 
around my room. 
I want to know, would it be wrong, 

if those pictures were of you?  

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