That damn clown!

At my son's birthday party I whooped a clown.

One punch was all it took to send that bastard down.

That clown made a pass at my wife right in front of my son.

After I knocked him down, I blew his balls off with my gun.

As they put him in the ambulance, I heard him moan.

Now he walks and talks like a woman because he has no testosterone.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is a fictional poem

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