This damn television

I hate this damn television that my wife just bought.

When I ask people if I'm intelligent, they say I'm not.

This TV only picks up one channel and that really blows.

It only has one program that's about washing clothes.

This one show is irritating and it's starting to make me fume.

Why did my wife put this damn television in the laundry room?

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stephanyo's picture

ahahahhahahahahahahahaha!!! That's awesome! I love it!

Ruth Lovejoy's picture

hilarious!

Bryan Adam Tomimbang's picture

So silly I can't stop laughing! :D