Color blind

I'm color blind and I get confused at traffic lights.

When I hit people's cars, I get into a lot of fights.

I thought I'd get off easy when I hit a car that belongs to a priest.

But he had his brother with him and he attacked me like a beast.

Last year a judge took away my license and he put me in jail too.

When I got out, I continued to drive because I have a very low IQ.

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Lol!I'm in tears! I really like how you can put down funny ideas and make them rhyme sensibly. I was curious to see what you had to say about color blindness because I have red-green blindness and it cracks me up :o)