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Ricky Ricardo kicked my ass
I built a time machine and I went back to 1952.
Ricky Ricardo kicked my ass after he sang Babalu.
I told him that his song sounded like a big piece of crap.
He cussed me out in Spanish and gave me a good slap.
He started beating on me until I hit the floor.
That was over a month ago and I'm still sore.
I had never taken a beating like that before.
I'm not going to travel through time anymore.
