Holy crap

A bunch of punks stole my glasses.

I tried very hard to kick their asses.

But without my specs, I can't see.

They beat the holy crap out of me.

Please don't ever try to fight five people at once.

Or like me, you'll be in a wheelchair for months.

They kicked my ass and now I can't see or walk, what am I going to do?

My food has to be put in a blender because without teeth, I can't chew.

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This is a fictional poem

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