That's gotta hurt!

When i wouldn't buy my teenage daughter a brand new car, she kicked me in the crotch.

From now on I'm not taking my eyes off my testicles, I'm keeping a twenty-four hour watch.

It feels like my balls have been smashed by a brick.

I'd give a million bucks if my daughter had balls to kick.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is a fictional poem

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