my little pony

Our Mail Mare

Other Ponies

Our Mail Mare

A pony that we all learned to love

Has faced judgment from above

They said she was a disgrace

Solely due to her face


                                                                They believe everything needs to be in line

                                                                Or it’s an insult to mankind

                                                                We adopted her as our mare

                                                                But some people didn’t  care


                ‘It’s insulting’ those people said

                ‘We would rather her be dead’

                We knew we had to unite

                We wouldn’t lose without a fight

                                                                                                                                ‘Red, yellow, black and white

                                                                                                                                We are precious in His sight’

                                                                                                                                No longer had a meaning

                                                                                                                                The truth they just weren’t seeing

She was taken from us at last

Removed her name from the cast

Of the show we all favored

Our efforts had been waivered


                                                Derpy wasn’t just a pony with a strange eye

                                                She was our mail mare who could fly

                                                She represented that we are all the same:

                                                Humans, just with different names

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Wrote a quick poem about a pony named Derpy Hooves who was changed due to a few people believing that My Little Pony was making fun of mentally disabled children.

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My Sun Setting Secret

My Sun Setting Secret

In a land inhabited by ponies
Lived two sisters who rules side by side
Now children I am no phony
When you hear their thoughts on the inside

One sister, who rose the sun
Was the elder of the two
Admiration of others she had won
Loved by most feared by few

The younger controlled the moon
Didn't feel the same love
An awful spirit would control her soon
a presence of hate from above

But Luna, the pony of the night
noticed all the ponies who shun the moon
She tried to ignore, with all her might
The envy of the time of noon

Celestia, the pony of day
Realized that she wanted more
She didn't want her sister to stay
Luna's presence made her heart sore

On one lonely day
Celestia made a vow
Her sister had to go away
One question remained. How?

Try With all her might
Of hate and despair
A dark presence in clear sight
Gave Luna an evil stare

Consumed by the darkness
Made by her sister
Fuel by loneliness
Put the land in danger

To the rescue came the princess
Of the sun to save the day
From one who did not possess
Hatred in any way

Banished to the stars
For a thousand years time
Locked behind invisible bars
Betrayal in this tale of mine

Luna without a home
Celestia became very fond
That they both were all alone
Loves broken bond

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Another poem about Luna and Celestia. What if the story we knew about Luna and Celestia wasn't true? What if the evil spirit that consumed Luna's heart was summoned by Celestia out of envy?

My Luna

Mea Luna (My Luna)

My Luna you have been gone a thousand years
For you, I have shed a million tears.
The longing for love
Banishment to above.

The moon is a cold and lonely place
The appearance of your adorable face,
Is fading from my memory
You will be part of history

Engulfed by loneliness and the desire for admiration
Attacked from an outside presence gave you devastation
Your true self was lost to hate
Was all this part of fate?

After a century of planning your revenge
Your night, you would avenge
Fueled by anger and rage,
You escaped from your lunar cage

You were challenged by six young mares
By your sister, they were given the dare.
They defeated your dangerous spirit
Nightmare moon had a Childish fit

The bond between you and evil was broken
Finally, by six ponies, your judgement was spoken
Your dark miasma was gone
You saw the break of dawn

Instead of eternal banishment
Celestia dismissed your punishment
For the true you was revealed
Your innocence was healed

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is my first poem I have ever written. I feel like I can relate to Princess Luna, because we have both been overshadowed by our older sisters. Feel free to comment, and criticize. I will only benefit me. If you do not understand the concept of the poem, you can look up the story of luna and celestia.

The Pony Poem

Silly Poems

“Will I have a good dream tonight?”
I thought to myself that faithful night.
Suddenly, a burst of color and, full of zest,
I see the sign: “Welcome to Ponyville!” Oh, God, I’m underdressed.
The Grand Galloping Gala is tonight,
Starting in Canterlot at midnight.
I wonder where I’ll find a dress shop.
I hear the ponies’ hooves go “clip, clop.”
I hear the birds singing and the ponies giggling,
Smell the smells coming from Sugarcube Corner, the doorknob jiggling.

A happy pink pony with crazy pink hair
Came out of the door, skipping without a care.
“My name is Pinkie Pie!” she yelled with glee,
“Welcome to Ponyville! I live here, and so does she!”
A flash of rainbow dashes past us and, BAM!
Pinkie Pie’s eyes widen. “Shazam!”
Her hair was rainbow, her body blue,
Not like the other ones I’ve seen – something new.
She tucked her wings against her blue back.
“Hi, I’m Rainbow Dash!” Pinkie Pie says, “Hey, want a snack?”
We both stare at her. Dash slowly leans to me.
“She’s really random, that pony, Pinkie.”

Rainbow and I trot through the town
Looking for a pony that could make me a gown.
We end up at a place called Carousel Boutique,
Filled with beautiful dresses, each one unique.
A white unicorn with a curly purple mane
Came to the front and began to complain.
“Oh, Dashie, my dear, whatever shall I do?
My whole studio is covered in goo!”

She opened a door to reveal something… green.
It was weird for a pony that seemed so pristine.
Stuff was dripping down from the ceiling.
Some landed on Rarity and she started squealing.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door
And I saw a pony I hadn’t met before.
She had a purple body, hair of violet and pink.
She looked like the kind of pony who could really think.

“Oh, Rarity, this was worse than I thought!
What kind of hair gel have you bought?!”
Rarity blushed, and Rainbow Dash said
“Who cares? Just kill it! And make sure it’s dead!”
The purple pony’s horn started to glow,
And then Rarity shouted “Look out below!”

The goo had wrapped itself around her
And took away most, if not all, of her power.
“Oh, great,” Dash said, “now what will we do?
Now Twilight is down. Who will help us? Who?!”
Twilight had an idea. “Someone go get Applejack!
I bet she’d love to give this goo a crack!”

So off we went, Rainbow Dash and I
(Followed mysteriously by the hyper Pinkie Pie)
To Sweet Apple Acres, where AJ was working
Off in the field, the apple trees jerking.
We told her of Rarity’s sticky situation
And Applejack cried, “What a sensation!
I’ve been getting bored, working all day.
That goo monster of yours? Ha! It’s filly’s play!”

Applejack grabbed her lasso and we headed back
To Rarity’s shop, prepared to attack.
By now, Twilight and Rarity were covered in goo.
Rarity cried, “It’s in my hair! Ewwww!”
“Hang in there, partner!” Applejack yelped,
And she whipped her lasso, which… almost helped.

But the goo was too thick. It just ate the rope.
“Aw, great,” said AJ, but Pinkie yelled “There’s still hope!
Why don’t we go see Fluttershy?”
Twilight frowned and argued, “But she’s all the way by
The Everfree Forest! We won’t reach her in time!”
“We have to try,” said Rarity, “I’m sick of this slime!”
Fluttershy was the best at handling creatures.
(It’s one of her most well-known key features.)
“Don’t worry, guys,” Dash said with pride,
“I’ll make it down to the other side
Of Equestria in ten seconds flat!”
I knew in my heart we could trust her with that.
So off she went, gone in a flash,
And, in under a minute, came our Rainbow Dash
With our yellow friend Fluttershy flying beside her.
“I can fix this,” said Fluttershy. Rarity yelled, “You better!”
And with that, Fluttershy began to sing
Sweet as sugar, beautiful as spring.
The goo began to melt off our pony friends,
Calmed by the music. Finally, the end!

But suddenly, the goo began to bubble.
Twilight said, “Well, NOW we’re in trouble.”
The bubbling goo crawled up the wall.
Unsure of what to do; we had thought of it all.
AJ’s lasso was all but effective.
For the first time ever, we thought it defective.
Twilight’s magic didn’t even work.
Rainbow Dash kicked the goo and said, “Jeez, what a jerk!”
Fluttershy’s voice, as sweet as can be
Didn’t work either… hey, where is Pinkie?

“Oh, dear!” cried Rarity, “Was she eaten?
I didn’t think such fast ponies could be beaten.”
We looked through the goo, and everyone got stuck.
Unfortunately, however, we didn’t have much luck.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, the door burst ajar.
We couldn’t see who it was; it was much too far.
The pony stepped forward, revealing herself to be
None other than our good friend Pinkie!
“Fear not, my friends, for I have brought snacks!”
She set down her bag, full of knick-knacks.
“Oh, Pinkie Pie,” said Rarity, that’s so irrelevant.
“You may as well have just rode in on an elephant.”
“Just wait,” Pinkie said, assuring us all,
And suddenly began to bounce like a ball
All over the room, popping the bubbles.
The goo was melting away with our troubles.

The leftover goo crawled to Pinkie’s sack,
Creeping inside. Did it want a snack?
The ponies, now free, looked into the bag
To find that the goo had transformed… such swag.
We found a container of hair gel in its place
With a label and a picture of a model pony’s face.
The label read: “Crazy gel for your hair!
Caution: It gets hungry. Handle with care.”
And so, we learned that just a simple snack
Could prevent a most awful and gooey attack.
I went to tell my mom of my wonderful dream
But when I got to her room, everything looked…


Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is a long, long narrative about the mane six in My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic. (Yes, I am THAT obsessed.) It probably won't make much sense if you haven't watched the show. It still won't make much sense even if you have. lolz
I tried to come up with a creative title, but since all of my friends referred to it as "the pony poem," it just sort of stuck... no pun intended.
Most of the rhyming is forced, but it's supposed to be that way. It makes it seem sillier, I think. Come on: "irrelevant" and "elephant?"