751 |
Nintendo's rainchecks |
Poem |
|
100 |
16 years ago |
752 |
Forever kiss |
Poem |
|
149 |
17 years ago |
753 |
Seventy-eights |
Poem |
|
115 |
16 years ago |
754 |
Ferguson |
Poem |
|
117 |
17 years ago |
755 |
A Baby's Heart-Wrenching Scream |
Poem |
|
295 |
9 years ago |
756 |
Goodbye Michael Wisher |
Poem |
|
231 |
15 years ago |
757 |
Pretty damn old |
Poem |
|
113 |
16 years ago |
758 |
The Baptism of Jesus |
Poem |
|
145 |
7 years ago |
759 |
Jim |
Poem |
|
135 |
4 years ago |
760 |
Conway |
Poem |
|
109 |
50 weeks ago |
761 |
The final embrace |
Poem |
|
106 |
17 years ago |
762 |
Radiator hose |
Poem |
|
222 |
17 years ago |
763 |
I hate snowmen |
Poem |
|
156 |
17 years ago |
764 |
Sniffing glue |
Poem |
|
166 |
11 years ago |
765 |
God Can Take Away Your Pain |
Poem |
|
235 |
8 years ago |
766 |
I mailed myself to Jessica Simpson's house |
Poem |
|
436 |
14 years ago |
767 |
Third degree burns |
Poem |
|
112 |
16 years ago |
768 |
Abducted |
Poem |
|
123 |
17 years ago |
769 |
I'll make you pay the price |
Poem |
|
107 |
17 years ago |
770 |
Stupid Guard Dog |
Poem |
|
195 |
13 years ago |
771 |
Everybody Needs God |
Poem |
|
317 |
9 years ago |
772 |
I had to pay with my life |
Poem |
|
105 |
15 years ago |
773 |
72 hours |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
774 |
The Bible Is a How-To Book |
Poem |
|
139 |
7 years ago |
775 |
Why The Simpsons Will Die |
Poem |
|
134 |
4 years ago |
776 |
Fireworks On The 4th |
Poem |
|
103 |
46 weeks ago |
777 |
It's too late |
Poem |
|
156 |
16 years ago |
778 |
I robbed a liquor store |
Poem |
|
114 |
17 years ago |
779 |
Back from the dead |
Poem |
|
293 |
11 years ago |
780 |
Turn Away From Sin And Turn To Jehovah |
Poem |
|
168 |
8 years ago |
781 |
My baby chick |
Poem |
|
232 |
13 years ago |
782 |
How was God created? |
Poem |
|
100 |
16 years ago |
783 |
Pranks a lot |
Poem |
|
153 |
17 years ago |
784 |
Those damn pigs feet |
Poem |
|
108 |
17 years ago |
785 |
Nicholas Courtney |
Poem |
|
161 |
13 years ago |
786 |
STD |
Poem |
|
298 |
9 years ago |
787 |
Butter and eggs |
Poem |
|
111 |
16 years ago |
788 |
Only God Deserves To Be Idolized |
Poem |
|
143 |
7 years ago |
789 |
Lyle Waggoner |
Poem |
|
139 |
4 years ago |
790 |
Stop eating out of the trash!! |
Poem |
|
151 |
17 years ago |
791 |
He grabbed her hooters |
Poem |
|
128 |
17 years ago |
792 |
Put on a damn blouse! |
Poem |
|
126 |
16 years ago |
793 |
If everybody would adopt a pet |
Poem |
|
172 |
11 years ago |
794 |
Every Day Is A Good Day Because I Have God |
Poem |
|
144 |
8 years ago |
795 |
Let's pray for Gary Coleman |
Poem |
|
207 |
13 years ago |
796 |
Hot dogs with chili |
Poem |
|
115 |
16 years ago |
797 |
The Ending of 2018 |
Poem |
|
145 |
5 years ago |
798 |
That's my gold!!! |
Poem |
|
113 |
17 years ago |
799 |
Red light |
Poem |
|
100 |
17 years ago |
800 |
I kicked Bill Clinton's ass |
Poem |
|
186 |
13 years ago |
801 |
Bob Hope |
Poem |
|
114 |
15 years ago |
802 |
That damn two cents! |
Poem |
|
102 |
16 years ago |
803 |
Mom Thought I Would Be A Girl |
Poem |
|
174 |
7 years ago |
804 |
Coronavirus Prevention |
Poem |
|
154 |
4 years ago |
805 |
Praise |
Poem |
|
91 |
43 weeks ago |
806 |
He should've hired a professional |
Poem |
|
120 |
16 years ago |
807 |
Polly wants your mama's sweet ass |
Poem |
|
131 |
16 years ago |
808 |
Twister |
Poem |
|
426 |
11 years ago |
809 |
I'm a killer |
Poem |
|
138 |
13 years ago |
810 |
2007 comes to an end |
Poem |
|
208 |
16 years ago |
811 |
Why People Shouldn't Call Police Stations |
Poem |
|
297 |
5 years ago |
812 |
Counterfeit Money |
Poem |
|
104 |
2 years ago |
813 |
Stupid fruit!!! |
Poem |
|
137 |
17 years ago |
814 |
Killed over bubblegum |
Poem |
|
106 |
17 years ago |
815 |
The Lone Ranger |
Poem |
|
117 |
16 years ago |
816 |
The late James Arness |
Poem |
|
223 |
12 years ago |
817 |
My Life Would Be So Much Better |
Poem |
|
276 |
8 years ago |
818 |
Halloween |
Poem |
|
111 |
16 years ago |
819 |
The Late Carrie Fisher |
Poem |
|
218 |
7 years ago |
820 |
The Late Steve Cash |
Poem |
|
146 |
4 years ago |
821 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part XI |
Poem |
|
107 |
42 weeks ago |
822 |
This isn't a library |
Poem |
|
121 |
16 years ago |
823 |
Stuck! |
Poem |
|
113 |
17 years ago |
824 |
Flat foot |
Poem |
|
106 |
16 years ago |
825 |
The late Roger Williams |
Poem |
|
144 |
11 years ago |
826 |
Hell damnation |
Poem |
|
145 |
13 years ago |
827 |
The Loch Ness monster raped me |
Poem |
|
226 |
16 years ago |
828 |
It's not a good thing to do |
Poem |
|
133 |
17 years ago |
829 |
Five star restaurant |
Poem |
|
104 |
17 years ago |
830 |
You treat your wife like a dog |
Poem |
|
641 |
12 years ago |
831 |
Shave your damn legs! |
Poem |
|
141 |
15 years ago |
832 |
The remote |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
833 |
God Listens |
Poem |
|
257 |
7 years ago |
834 |
A Final Poem About Arthenia |
Poem |
|
110 |
41 weeks ago |
835 |
Son of a bitch |
Poem |
|
118 |
17 years ago |
836 |
Pennsylvania's voting day |
Poem |
|
211 |
16 years ago |
837 |
Alex Karras |
Poem |
|
187 |
11 years ago |
838 |
God's Tolerance |
Poem |
|
158 |
8 years ago |
839 |
Gene Barry |
Poem |
|
287 |
13 years ago |
840 |
Malcolm in the Middle |
Poem |
|
157 |
16 years ago |
841 |
The Late Anna Karen |
Poem |
|
169 |
2 years ago |
842 |
He sucked at Pac-man |
Poem |
|
117 |
17 years ago |
843 |
KISS concert tickets |
Poem |
|
100 |
17 years ago |
844 |
High on God |
Poem |
|
304 |
12 years ago |
845 |
This Airplane Is Going Down |
Poem |
|
220 |
8 years ago |
846 |
Lindsay Lohan sucks! |
Poem |
|
125 |
15 years ago |
847 |
God Will Not Forget Me Or You |
Poem |
|
273 |
7 years ago |
848 |
Beavis and Butt-Head: The Poem |
Poem |
|
180 |
4 years ago |
849 |
Father and son |
Poem |
|
203 |
17 years ago |
850 |
Ace up my sleeve |
Poem |
|
116 |
16 years ago |
851 |
Stanley and Dad |
Poem |
|
219 |
11 years ago |
852 |
Not Drinking And Driving |
Poem |
|
163 |
8 years ago |
853 |
Smoking in bed |
Poem |
|
150 |
13 years ago |
854 |
She's in labor |
Poem |
|
98 |
16 years ago |
855 |
The First Anniversary Of My Friend's Death |
Poem |
|
288 |
2 years ago |
856 |
Peek-a-boob |
Poem |
|
105 |
17 years ago |
857 |
I hit a student |
Poem |
|
122 |
16 years ago |
858 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part 2 |
Poem |
|
336 |
8 years ago |
859 |
These damn laxatives |
Poem |
|
127 |
15 years ago |
860 |
I snapped |
Poem |
|
95 |
16 years ago |
861 |
If More Children Went To Church |
Poem |
|
213 |
7 years ago |
862 |
The Late Steve Cash II |
Poem |
|
143 |
4 years ago |
863 |
Dad's 76th Birthday |
Poem |
|
80 |
31 weeks ago |
864 |
Not a merry XMAS |
Poem |
|
118 |
17 years ago |
865 |
Married more times than Elizabeth Taylor |
Poem |
|
198 |
16 years ago |
866 |
Marter |
Poem |
|
114 |
17 years ago |
867 |
The new President |
Poem |
|
200 |
11 years ago |
868 |
I voted against Phil Bredesen Part 2 |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
869 |
God Is Cracking Down |
Poem |
|
210 |
5 years ago |
870 |
Farewell MR.Ainley |
Poem |
|
118 |
17 years ago |
871 |
Johnny Cash |
Poem |
|
105 |
17 years ago |
872 |
100 |
Poem |
|
281 |
12 years ago |
873 |
Danny |
Poem |
|
228 |
8 years ago |
874 |
God is the best! |
Poem |
|
114 |
15 years ago |
875 |
A sore loser |
Poem |
|
115 |
16 years ago |
876 |
Turn Enemies Into Friends |
Poem |
|
176 |
7 years ago |
877 |
If He Would've Had The Courage |
Poem |
|
220 |
3 years ago |
878 |
The Late Richard Moll |
Poem |
|
80 |
29 weeks ago |
879 |
Don't have the special! |
Poem |
|
114 |
17 years ago |
880 |
His final breath |
Poem |
|
194 |
16 years ago |
881 |
Prerequisite: Murder |
Poem |
|
181 |
11 years ago |
882 |
What The Future Will Have In Store |
Poem |
|
144 |
8 years ago |
883 |
220 volt shock |
Poem |
|
111 |
16 years ago |
884 |
Springtime |
Poem |
|
225 |
5 years ago |
885 |
Six Feet Underground |
Poem |
|
268 |
1 year ago |
886 |
River of tears |
Poem |
|
103 |
17 years ago |
887 |
He ate dog food |
Poem |
|
102 |
17 years ago |
888 |
No more nature!! |
Poem |
|
132 |
17 years ago |
889 |
The big 4-O |
Poem |
|
190 |
12 years ago |
890 |
The Great Jehovah |
Poem |
|
131 |
8 years ago |
891 |
Life without my son |
Poem |
|
110 |
15 years ago |
892 |
He burned my bacon |
Poem |
|
91 |
16 years ago |
893 |
I'll Put God First |
Poem |
|
166 |
7 years ago |
894 |
Merrry Christmas, Mom - Part XI |
Poem |
|
79 |
24 weeks ago |
895 |
Green and pissed off |
Poem |
|
222 |
17 years ago |
896 |
It May Not Have Been Apples |
Poem |
|
158 |
8 years ago |
897 |
Buttermilk |
Poem |
|
115 |
16 years ago |
898 |
The Tenth Anniversary Of Andy Griffith's Death |
Poem |
|
184 |
1 year ago |
899 |
Death sentence |
Poem |
|
196 |
17 years ago |
900 |
Fragile |
Poem |
|
200 |
16 years ago |
901 |
Dead on Thanksgiving |
Poem |
|
103 |
17 years ago |
902 |
I killed the Bucket woman |
Poem |
|
426 |
14 years ago |
903 |
Forty-Four Years Ago |
Poem |
|
126 |
8 years ago |
904 |
Estelle Getty |
Poem |
|
124 |
15 years ago |
905 |
Bulimia |
Poem |
|
105 |
16 years ago |
906 |
Mount Rushmore |
Poem |
|
100 |
17 years ago |
907 |
Christopher Reeve |
Poem |
|
138 |
17 years ago |
908 |
Minnis Downhome Pharmacy |
Poem |
|
199 |
10 years ago |
909 |
I'm An Eleven Year Old Adult |
Poem |
|
145 |
8 years ago |
910 |
Cain and Abel |
Poem |
|
91 |
16 years ago |
911 |
The Rejected Baby |
Poem |
|
186 |
5 years ago |
912 |
My Baby Doll - Part VI |
Poem |
|
188 |
1 year ago |
913 |
Electrocuted by a power line |
Poem |
|
185 |
17 years ago |
914 |
Frog |
Poem |
|
208 |
16 years ago |
915 |
Cuckoo |
Poem |
|
103 |
17 years ago |
916 |
You're on the run |
Poem |
|
228 |
16 years ago |
917 |
Ten Reasons Why I Love God |
Poem |
|
100 |
8 years ago |
918 |
Corporal Capeman |
Poem |
|
210 |
15 years ago |
919 |
My heart is as black as coal |
Poem |
|
108 |
16 years ago |
920 |
Goodbye Erin Moran |
Poem |
|
159 |
7 years ago |
921 |
Gospel Music |
Poem |
|
110 |
3 years ago |
922 |
The 20th Anniversary of Russell Hunter's Death |
Poem |
|
39 |
12 weeks ago |
923 |
Maximum security prison |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
924 |
Cat the Bounty Hunter |
Poem |
|
183 |
17 years ago |
925 |
People Still Have False Idols Today |
Poem |
|
243 |
8 years ago |
926 |
The virgin |
Poem |
|
221 |
16 years ago |
927 |
Your Car Sucks! |
Poem |
|
223 |
5 years ago |
928 |
A Man Who Became A Monster |
Poem |
|
261 |
1 year ago |
929 |
Swine |
Poem |
|
108 |
17 years ago |
930 |
Sucking that cow's teats |
Poem |
|
161 |
16 years ago |
931 |
My stupid nephew |
Poem |
|
232 |
17 years ago |
932 |
I'm going to tear your clothes off |
Poem |
|
265 |
12 years ago |
933 |
God Is A Scientist |
Poem |
|
222 |
8 years ago |
934 |
United Negro College Fund |
Poem |
|
119 |
15 years ago |
935 |
The pen is mightier than the sword |
Poem |
|
101 |
16 years ago |
936 |
Roger Moore |
Poem |
|
130 |
7 years ago |
937 |
Rest In Peace, Hazel - Part III |
Poem |
|
53 |
10 weeks ago |
938 |
Give life a chance |
Poem |
|
122 |
17 years ago |
939 |
I'm Rosco P. Coltrane |
Poem |
|
309 |
10 years ago |
940 |
Rest In Peace, Mom - Part II |
Poem |
|
251 |
8 years ago |
941 |
Black rights |
Poem |
|
203 |
16 years ago |
942 |
Rocky Balboa Isn't As Tough As He Thought |
Poem |
|
253 |
5 years ago |
943 |
Earnest II |
Poem |
|
77 |
1 year ago |
944 |
Earl |
Poem |
|
272 |
13 years ago |
945 |
Racist |
Poem |
|
175 |
17 years ago |
946 |
I committed hit and run |
Poem |
|
176 |
12 years ago |
947 |
The Lord Deserves Our Praise |
Poem |
|
229 |
8 years ago |
948 |
Wal-mart's blunder. |
Poem |
|
174 |
15 years ago |
949 |
Say it, not spray it |
Poem |
|
105 |
16 years ago |
950 |
The Loss of Adam West |
Poem |
|
174 |
6 years ago |
951 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VIII |
Poem |
|
171 |
3 years ago |
952 |
PBS kicked my ass |
Poem |
|
197 |
16 years ago |
953 |
John Stratton |
Poem |
|
106 |
15 years ago |
954 |
Coy and Vance |
Poem |
|
225 |
10 years ago |
955 |
Elijah, The Prophet |
Poem |
|
143 |
8 years ago |
956 |
I like black people |
Poem |
|
205 |
16 years ago |
957 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part X |
Poem |
|
248 |
1 year ago |
958 |
The cable is out again |
Poem |
|
148 |
16 years ago |
959 |
Goodbye Gleason |
Poem |
|
124 |
17 years ago |
960 |
Lost |
Poem |
|
103 |
17 years ago |
961 |
Hillary wants Obama to win |
Poem |
|
218 |
15 years ago |
962 |
Pancakes |
Poem |
|
155 |
16 years ago |
963 |
4th |
Poem |
|
133 |
6 years ago |
964 |
Dawn Wells Death |
Poem |
|
156 |
3 years ago |
965 |
Go straight to Hell |
Poem |
|
202 |
16 years ago |
966 |
My mortality |
Poem |
|
104 |
17 years ago |
967 |
Many doors are closed |
Poem |
|
104 |
17 years ago |
968 |
Debbie and Eddie |
Poem |
|
191 |
10 years ago |
969 |
I Am Proud To Applaud God |
Poem |
|
221 |
8 years ago |
970 |
Why I Convinced My Daughter To Sue |
Poem |
|
181 |
5 years ago |
971 |
Mosley Will Be Missed |
Poem |
|
244 |
1 year ago |
972 |
I'm going to straighten up |
Poem |
|
132 |
16 years ago |
973 |
In love with a Rolls-Royce |
Poem |
|
214 |
17 years ago |
974 |
Sacrifice |
Poem |
|
130 |
17 years ago |
975 |
So easy a Caveman can do it VI |
Poem |
|
145 |
14 years ago |
976 |
You spat in my face |
Poem |
|
160 |
12 years ago |
977 |
Jehovah's Love |
Poem |
|
118 |
8 years ago |
978 |
Stacy III |
Poem |
|
236 |
6 years ago |
979 |
Racist on election day |
Poem |
|
122 |
15 years ago |
980 |
Ambulance sirens |
Poem |
|
93 |
17 years ago |
981 |
You might as well have cut her heart out |
Poem |
|
95 |
16 years ago |
982 |
Silver Star |
Poem |
|
241 |
10 years ago |
983 |
Jonah and The Ninevites |
Poem |
|
290 |
8 years ago |
984 |
Morse |
Poem |
|
101 |
16 years ago |
985 |
Smoke Free |
Poem |
|
247 |
4 years ago |
986 |
Elvis Presley Was His Name |
Poem |
|
154 |
1 year ago |
987 |
You only live once |
Poem |
|
142 |
16 years ago |
988 |
He's a nut |
Poem |
|
99 |
17 years ago |
989 |
Ford |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
990 |
A 2nd poem about Anthony Ainley |
Poem |
|
236 |
15 years ago |
991 |
The birds and the bees |
Poem |
|
164 |
12 years ago |
992 |
Jehovah and Jesus |
Poem |
|
115 |
8 years ago |
993 |
Woody |
Poem |
|
140 |
15 years ago |
994 |
Six days |
Poem |
|
167 |
16 years ago |
995 |
Orville Redenbacher |
Poem |
|
146 |
6 years ago |
996 |
The memories still haunt him |
Poem |
|
113 |
17 years ago |
997 |
Chihuahua |
Poem |
|
223 |
10 years ago |
998 |
Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part III |
Poem |
|
249 |
8 years ago |
999 |
Black customers |
Poem |
|
97 |
16 years ago |
1000 |
A load of bull |
Poem |
|
139 |
16 years ago |