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My stupid nephew
My nephew is as stupid as he can be.
I asked him to make me some pea soup and he made it out of pee.
When I told him about the Greek formula for Pie, he thought I was talking about dessert.
While he worked at a CD store, a lady asked for KISS and he kissed her in front of her husband and my nephew got hurt.
When a customer asked for Ice T, he told him that they didn't have what he wants.
He told him if he wants ice tea, to go to a restaurant.
When his boss found out about this, he got pretty sore.
He kicked my nephew's ass and he doesn't work there anymore.
My sister told him to get her some C batteries and he tried to find some batteries in the sea.
This poor boy has the IQ of a tree.
