I asked you out and you spat in my face.
You're beautiful but you're also a disgrace.
You give women a bad name.
You're terrible and should be ashamed.
Asking you out was a decision that I seriously regret.
In the near future, you're a woman who I hope to forget.
When another guy asked you out, you gave his face a hard smack.
You were surprised and you screamed when he slapped you back.
You think you're better than other people but that's not true.
If I ever want to induce vomiting, I will think about you.