Comedy/Humor

The Thoughts that kept me out of jail, but Placed me in a Padded Room

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Comedy
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At The Workplace Of An Ancient Architect

[a satire of sorts]

 

The only way to raise this tower, in Babel---
and place its utmost level in the sky---
is through the unimpeded use of cable
to raise each load of bricks so very high
(the top will not be seen by human eye).
This edifice will stand as long as time
exists, as witness to the possible.
No matter that our mortal is . . . well . . . slime
(and measured by the finger:  digital,
you might say),  We have proven we are able
to build a lasting monument:  tall, stable
(a massive answer to each future scorner;
and, to the very gods themselves, a warner)
as long as no one disconnects our cable.
 
Starward
 
[jlc]                                                    

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Ode to a fart

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Humor
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Ok this actually happened to someone I knew in High School, after it happened He thought it would be funny for me to write it into a poem!  Thanks Justin!!

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ERNIE IS A FLIRTY

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This is a fun little song to perform as well...if critiquing this can you please tell me what "drinks" I mentioned and where the town is located?

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Hey Diddle Diddle!

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i wrote this for neice jaden because always says hey diddle diddle

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UNIFORM

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COMEDY.
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INDULGENCE

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COMEDY.
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Psychotic (A parody of "Ironic" By Alanis Morrisettee)

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Songs
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An English assignment.

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My Body is drained

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poetry of 2005
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i wrote about what i'm like when i'm sick

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