Comedy/Humor

I Forgot Your Name

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This was based on a time I was in Power Plant Mall, and I bumped into a friend with his wife, I remembered his name but it was apparent he forgot mine. So I could relate and this one came very easily to me.

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When I didn't Forward the Chain Letter

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I've always hated chain letters and you might relate. So I wanted to express this in rhyme, but instead of writing about how good someone life's become from forwarding it, I thought what would happen if you didn't.This is actually my first well thought of poem, worthy of becoming a chain letter in its own right :o)

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My Date's Cheap

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is partly based on a true story about my friend. He's very generous, to be sure, but I've seen him offer  a girl he just met some coffee...from his cup! The part about buying from convenience stores is true too, it just gave me a fountain of ideas for this poem.BTW, it's written in the girl's perspective:o)

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Why I was Late for Our Date

Author's Notes/Comments: 

A lot of the dates I've had were pretty late. This is how I'd imagine my excuses to be if I were the one who was late.

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My Bank Robbery Fiasco

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I was walking on Paseo de Roxas towards Ayala Ave in Makati where there are a lot of banks and always a lot of traffic. I wondered how it would go if someone tried a bank heist in rush hour?

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“Matt a character in the new V. C. Book”

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V.C. andrews poems
Author's Notes/Comments: 

i wrote this about character i just started

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The Penis Song

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im such an ass....

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Ugly

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FUDGE IT,HEE HEE!

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