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Oh give me the chocolate, cream and the bacon

for over the years they're the things I've forsaken.

I'm no better off now than others who scoffed 'em

so now I'll indulge in them, many and often.



I'll have all that icecream piled up on my pud

and lashings of butter will make the spuds good.

I'll sit and enjoy them and when I am done

I'll have raspberry jelly piled high on a bun.



If potato chips beckon, I'll answer the call

I'll refuse to feel guilty, not guilty at all

I'll scoff 'em down daily, t'will be such delight

If doctor will scold me he's in for a fight.



Yes give me the goodies, I'm sick of this diet

When I see the trifle I'm going to try it.

I'll gobble down sweeties and if I get fatter

I'll smash all the mirrors so it will not matter