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ERNIE IS A FLIRTY
Ernie is a flirty
Ernie is a flirty with a big green shiny coat
Gotta pocket full of lines, reads em note for note
Rides his purple moped to the biker bar
He's sociably lame, but he tries real hard
Ernie is a flirty with a big green shiney coat
Ernie is a flirty with a great big purple car
An insomniac from Somonauk sittin' in a local bar
Sit's all night with his Jack and Coke
With a "red headed slut" She's a confidence jolt
Ernie is a flirty with a great big purple car
Ernie has a tall tall friend who likes to joke
There's a rumor goin' round
Bout somethin' somebody wrote
They creep into the chicks bathroom stall
Written there on the stall wall was
"Ernie is a flirty with a big green shiney coat"
So Ernie takes out his purple crayon and writes...
"Hey Babe, I got my knees in the breeze won't cha take a ride in the countryside
on my purple ride if you please,are ya pickin' up what I'm puttin' down? would ya like to ride all over town and Be seen with me...under the "Yum Yum tree"!
Yeah Ernie is a flirty with a big green shiny coat!
