The Penis Song

If I had a penis,

I would name it Jeff,

I would name it Jeff,

I would name it Jeff,

If I had a penis,

I would name it Jeff,

And Jeff would love me so!



If I had a girlfriend,

She would call it Jeff,

She would call it Jeff,

She would call it Jeff,

If I had a girlfriend,

She would call it Jeff,

And scream it all night long!

Author's Notes/Comments: 

im such an ass....

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Ruth Lovejoy's picture

Sometimes being an ass is hilarious. This piece is really funny great write!