If I had a penis,
I would name it Jeff,
I would name it Jeff,
I would name it Jeff,
If I had a penis,
I would name it Jeff,
And Jeff would love me so!
If I had a girlfriend,
She would call it Jeff,
She would call it Jeff,
She would call it Jeff,
If I had a girlfriend,
She would call it Jeff,
And scream it all night long!
Sometimes being an ass is hilarious. This piece is really funny great write!