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FUDGE IT,HEE HEE!

(T. Beechey)



I was walkin' along with a bag in my hand and,on the corner,a cop did stand

He looked at the bag and looked at me and all he said was "Fudge it,hee hee!"

He looked at the bag and he looked at me

And all he said was "Fudge it,hee hee!"

Fudge it,hee hee! Fudge it,hee hee!

Fudge it,hee hee! Fudge it,hee hee!

He looked at the bag and he looked at me

And all he said was "Fudge it,hee hee!"



As soon as I left that cop thought fast,told his brothers in blue that I'd be past

"He's a big fat guy with a gut that sags and,in his right hand,he's holdin' this bag

"What's inside is a mystery,it might be a gun so move cautiously."



So,I kept on walkin' down the street when another cop I came to meet

He said "Where you goin'?" I said "Downtown." He asked "What's in the bag you're carryin' 'round?"

I said "Here you go,take a look and see,"

But all he said was "Fudge it,hee hee!"

Fudge it,hee hee! Fudge it,hee hee!

Fudge it,hee hee! Fudge it,hee hee!

I said "Here you go,take a look and see,"

But all he said was "Fudge it,hee hee!"



Second cop spoke to his radio "He seemed okay,so I let him go

Chief called him a silly dunce --- "I want that man brought here at once!

"If it means sendin' the whole darn force,that's what I'll do!" His voice went hoarse



Now,I thought all the cops had been heard,but guess what? Here came a third

And a fourth and fifth with guns all drawn,so I inquired "What's goin' on?"

They rushed on by and I shouted with glee

"Fudge it! Fudge it! Fudge it,hee hee!"

Fudge it,hee hee! Fudge it,hee hee!

Fudge it,hee hee! Fudge it,hee hee!

They rushed on by and I shouted with glee

"Fudge it! Fudge it! Fudge it,hee hee!"



The chief's whole face,it turned beet red as all the blood rushed to his head

He looked like he'd had a heart attack --- "You wait here,I'll bring him back

"You sure you all went to policeman's school? All of you are full of bull!"



So,I finally made it to my door and around the corner there came one more

The chief with his little badge of tin sayin',"Stop there,son! I'm takin' you in!"

I asked what exactly the charges be

He said "Goin' around sayin' "Fudge it,hee hee!"

Fudge it,hee hee! Fudge it,hee hee!

Fudge it,hee hee! Fudge it,hee hee!

The judge found me guilty in the first degree

Twenty years to life --- fudge it,hee hee!