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SOMETIMES LAUGH ATTACKS COME AT THE MOST INOPPORTUNE TIMES...ON A BUS SITTINIG ALONE IT HAS HAPPENED AND I JUST TRY NOT TO MAKE ANY EYE CONTACT...I FIGURE THEY ALL THINK I'M CRAZY OR SOMETHING....OH WELL...

ONCE IT HAPPENED DURING A PLAY AND MY FRIEND CAUGHT MY LAUGH ATTACK AND WE BOTH COULDN'T STOP AND I SAID I HEARD SOMEWHERE IF YOU CAN'T STOP LAUGHING LOOK UP AT THE CEILING  CUZ THE CEILING ISN'T FUNNY....SO WE TRIED THAT BUT IT DIDN'T WORK...THEN I NOTICED THE ACTORS LOOKING UP AT THE CEILING AND I WAS LIKE WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE FAST...SO WE RAN OUT OF THE THEATER...GOSH I THOUGHT OF A THIRD TIME BUT I FORGOT IT NOW...THE THEATER AND THE BUS WERE THE WORST FOR ME I THINK...OH YA...ONCE IN CHURCH...THESE KIDS WERE SEVERAL ROWS AHEAD OF US AND THEY WERE ACTING UP AND ALL OF A SUDDEN ONE OF THE PARENTS GAVE THEM A SMACK ONE FROM THE FRONT AND ONE FROM BEHIND AND I JUST BUST OUT LAUGHING DURING A QUIET TIME DURING THE MASS AND I RAN OUT OF THE CHURCH....THAT WAS ANOTHER DOOZY...IT WAS UNEXPECTED AND LIKE WATCHING A SLAPSTICK COMEDY...A COUPLE OF SLAPS NO STICKS...HA HA

I WAS DEBATING WHETHER TO USE TRAGEDY TO CALL OR TRAGEDY TO FALL BUT SINCE CALL WAS WHAT I ORIGINALLY WROTE I STUCK TO IT...I GUESS THEY ARE INTERCHANGEABLE...ANYWAY...HERE'S TO HAPPY ENDINGS...

CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS BEAUTIFUL PLOT TWIST AFTER ALL THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH ALL THOSE YEARS APART...THEY DESERVE A HAPPY ENDING...SO I'VE GIVEN THEM ONE...

ALACK ALAS POPPED INTO MY HEAD FOLLOWED BY A LAD A LASS SO I HAD TO DO SOMETHING WITH THAT...HA HA

I HOPE YOU FIND THESE MEMORIES AMUSING. I AM HAVING A LAUGH ATTACK AT THE MOMENT. I FIND THEM VERY FUNNY...ALTHOUGH THEY WERE NOT FUNNY TO ME AT THE TIME...THEY WERE KINDA SCARY.

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO INCORPORATE  SOME OF JOHNNY DEPP'S MOVIES INTO A POEM OF SORTS...I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE IT TOO LONG...JUST SOMETHING THAT KINDA SORTA MAKES SENSE...WATCHED SWEENEY TODD AND BENNY AND JOON TODAY....

JUST THINKING OF SOMETHING I READ SOMEBODY SAID ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE BEING IN THEIR OWN  WORLD AS IF THAT WAS SOMETHING UNHEARD OF WHEN IN FACT I BELIEVE IT TO BE PRETTY COMMON...PEOPLE ARE OFTEN SURPRISED WHEN I SAY STUFF OUT LOUD THAT I AM THINKING CUZ THEY MIGHT BE THINKING IT BUT  WOULD NEVER SAY IT OUT LOUD SO IT KIND OF SURPRISES THEM...WHY ARE PEOPLE SO SECRETIVE ABOUT THEIR THOUGHTS AND AFRAID TO SHARE THEM I WONDER...

ANOTHER FB NOTE TRUE STORY MEMORY WORTH SHARING AGAIN...NOT SURE WHY THE FONT IS SO LARGE...I GUESS WHEN I COPIED AND PASTED IT FROM MY NOTES IT REMAINED THE SIZE I HAVE MY SCREEN MAGNIFIED TO. .. I TYPED THIS IN HERE  SO IT IS NORMAL SIZE...

THIS IS A SLICE OF LIFE MEMORY STORY...ALL TRUE...ONE OF MY FB NOTES SOON TO BE  DISAPPEARED ON THERE SO WORTH SHARING AGAIN ON HERE I THINK...BRINGS BACK MEMORIES FOR ME AND PEOPLE SEEMED TO ENJOY READING IT...