POETRY

AS THEY LIVE OUT THEIR DAZE

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I FIND I SUBSTITUTE DAYS WITH DAZE LIKE I WILL SAY HAPPY HOLIDAZE...I GUESS DAYS DAZE ME....BY THE WAY WHAT DAY IS IT...

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POEMS ARE FUN

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PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY

PERSPECTIVE

Author's Notes/Comments: 

YOU CAN'T ALWAYS CHANGE THINGS AROUND YOU BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS CHANGE YOUR WAY OF LOOKING AT THINGS...

LOOK INSIDE

Author's Notes/Comments: 

LOOK INSIDE. TRUST YOUR INSIGHT. TRUST YOUR INTUITION. FIND INNER PEACE. ALL THE ANSWERS TO WHAT REALLY MATTERS  ARE THERE. KNOW THYSELF.

THE SCOTTISH PLAY

Author's Notes/Comments: 

WATCHING THE KING'S SPEECH AND THEY MENTIONED THE SCOTTISH PLAY...I HAD TO LOOK IT UP CUZ I HAVE HEARD  OF IT BUT NOT IN A VERY LONG TIME...GOOGLE WILL TELL YOU BUT I DARE NOT  NAME IT...I AM CURIOUS TO KNOW WHY THOUGH...I MAY RESEARCH IT A LITTLE MORE BUT THIS IS ALL YOU WILL HEAR OF IT FROM ME...HA HA...CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL...

ARE YOU PRONE TO LAUGH ATTACKS

Author's Notes/Comments: 

SOMETIMES LAUGH ATTACKS COME AT THE MOST INOPPORTUNE TIMES...ON A BUS SITTINIG ALONE IT HAS HAPPENED AND I JUST TRY NOT TO MAKE ANY EYE CONTACT...I FIGURE THEY ALL THINK I'M CRAZY OR SOMETHING....OH WELL...

ONCE IT HAPPENED DURING A PLAY AND MY FRIEND CAUGHT MY LAUGH ATTACK AND WE BOTH COULDN'T STOP AND I SAID I HEARD SOMEWHERE IF YOU CAN'T STOP LAUGHING LOOK UP AT THE CEILING  CUZ THE CEILING ISN'T FUNNY....SO WE TRIED THAT BUT IT DIDN'T WORK...THEN I NOTICED THE ACTORS LOOKING UP AT THE CEILING AND I WAS LIKE WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE FAST...SO WE RAN OUT OF THE THEATER...GOSH I THOUGHT OF A THIRD TIME BUT I FORGOT IT NOW...THE THEATER AND THE BUS WERE THE WORST FOR ME I THINK...OH YA...ONCE IN CHURCH...THESE KIDS WERE SEVERAL ROWS AHEAD OF US AND THEY WERE ACTING UP AND ALL OF A SUDDEN ONE OF THE PARENTS GAVE THEM A SMACK ONE FROM THE FRONT AND ONE FROM BEHIND AND I JUST BUST OUT LAUGHING DURING A QUIET TIME DURING THE MASS AND I RAN OUT OF THE CHURCH....THAT WAS ANOTHER DOOZY...IT WAS UNEXPECTED AND LIKE WATCHING A SLAPSTICK COMEDY...A COUPLE OF SLAPS NO STICKS...HA HA

 

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EVERYBODY WANTS A HAPPY ENDING

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I WAS DEBATING WHETHER TO USE TRAGEDY TO CALL OR TRAGEDY TO FALL BUT SINCE CALL WAS WHAT I ORIGINALLY WROTE I STUCK TO IT...I GUESS THEY ARE INTERCHANGEABLE...ANYWAY...HERE'S TO HAPPY ENDINGS...

ALACK ALAS A LAD A LASS

Author's Notes/Comments: 

ALACK ALAS POPPED INTO MY HEAD FOLLOWED BY A LAD A LASS SO I HAD TO DO SOMETHING WITH THAT...HA HA

SEVEN JOHNNY DEPP MOVIES IN SIX LINES

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I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO INCORPORATE  SOME OF JOHNNY DEPP'S MOVIES INTO A POEM OF SORTS...I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE IT TOO LONG...JUST SOMETHING THAT KINDA SORTA MAKES SENSE...WATCHED SWEENEY TODD AND BENNY AND JOON TODAY....

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