This is one of my favorite things I have ever written. I, however, cannot take full credit for this play. This was an english project I did in high-school with a friend of mine named Joe Arellano. Most of the characters are based on people we knew then, as well as the location, hence the whole "names have been changed" joke. This play is just as much mine as it is his, only, as far as I know, I posess the only copy. Wherever Joe may be these days, I am sure he still remembers this! (maybe with a wince and an urge to vomit, but nevertheless, with a smile!) We got an A, by the way!
